Who wants 1000 Casino Cash?

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

First person to post a funny joke involving Team Fortress 2 will be awarded 1000 Casino Cash. Let the games begin :laugh: No Google

 

[Brave sir robin]

why did the demo man cross the road?

to kill the scout

 

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

why did the demo man cross the road?

to kill the scout

awwww cmon now....be a lil more creative than that :chair:

 

[Brave sir robin]

There once was a spy from Nantucket
who's Switchblade was so long he could not chuck it

I cant come up with rest...

 

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

There once was a spy from Nantucket
who's Switchblade was so long he could not chuck it

Thats a good rhyme...but where is the joke :confused1:....ill pay you 500 Casino Cash for effort.....

The 1K is still up for grabs

 

[Brave sir robin]

A Pyro, a Demo, and a Medic walk into a bar

"What'll ya have boys?"

"Scotch" says the Demo

"Heineken" says the Medic

"Mpphh mmmph mmmmf," says the Pyro, "Mmmmmmf mph mmm mhph mffff!!"

 

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

are you using google? :lol:

 

[Brave sir robin]

maybe... ok original one


hmmmmm

*thinks*

 

[sittingduck]

If you want a TF2 joke, should watch me play a spy...I make sucking look good..

keep the cash I dont want it

 

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

hahahahahaha thats pretty good duck

 

[An_Idiot_Blooming]

didn't say we couldn't use google!

you just said a funny joke.

 

[Brave sir robin]

hah watch me play period...

but seriously *thinks*

 

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

didn't say we couldn't use google!

you just said a funny joke.

sure it does read my first post :O

 

[Brave sir robin]

ok kid playing tf2

mom walk into room

says" How long are you going to play that game of yours i need you to take out he trash"

Kid says "will when im dominated"

mom walks upstairs

sunddenly a player called mom gets on

kid takes no heed to this

soon after that you hear WTf coming from downstairs and cheers from upstiars

kid runs upstairs to see what moms cheering about

kid stutters" did you just dominate your own son"

yes i did now can you take out the trash?

 

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

ok kid playing tf2

mom walk into room

says" How long are you going to play that game of yours i need you to take out he trash"

Kid says "will when im dominated"

mom walks upstairs

sunddenly a player called mom gets on

kid takes no heed to this

soon after that you hear WTf coming from downstairs and cheers from upstiars

kid runs upstairs to see what moms cheering about

kid stutters" did you just dominate your own son"

yes i did now can you take out the trash?

I dont know why i find that interesting....but you win

 

[Brave sir robin]

haha lol Cool

its more of a interest tale

but Wooo

ty for the cash

 

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

np

 

[Darth]

Haha, that was quite funny!

 

[FreakingHell]

So a scout walks into a bar...

ROFL.

Get it...he walked into a bar. He probably has a headache now. man I crack myself up.

 

[Brave sir robin]

lol thats just like this joke

So a baby seel walks into a club

yeah its a bad joke but its still funny lol