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[ChaosCat]

ok kid playing tf2

mom walk into room

says" how long are you going to play that game of yours i need you to take out he trash"

kid says "will when im dominated"

mom walks upstairs

sunddenly a player called mom gets on

kid takes no heed to this

soon after that you hear wtf coming from downstairs and cheers from upstiars

kid runs upstairs to see what moms cheering about

kid stutters" did you just dominate your own son"

yes i did now can you take out the trash?

rofl

 

[Vandall]

A heavy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender is the medic. The heavy has a few drinks and gets up, as he's leaving he yells: "doctor charge me!"

 

[Brave sir robin]

A heavy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender is the medic. The heavy has a few drinks and gets up, as he's leaving he yells: "doctor charge me!"

hahahahahaha very funny

 

[Cut Chem!st]

A spy walks into a bar, the bartender asks whats with the wrong face?

 

[s3rv0]

A heavy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender is the medic. The heavy has a few drinks and gets up, as he's leaving he yells: "doctor charge me!"

This should be the winner. A TF2 take on the classic "put it on my bill" duck/bartender joke.

 

[Stormrider^]

A heavy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender is the medic. The heavy has a few drinks and gets up, as he's leaving he yells: "doctor charge me!"

+1 for this. ^^

 

[An_Idiot_Blooming]

nice edit

 

[Vandall]

I thought it was pretty meh when I first wrote it...oh well

 

[Burning Shadow]

So a scout walks into a bar...

ROFL.

Get it...he walked into a bar. He probably has a headache now. man I crack myself up.

Now that was a joke, lmao. Cut Chemist's wasn't half bad either.

 

[A Blind Man Schmidt]

You all have hillarious jokes....but sadly the first person to tell me the funny one got it already sorry.....next time I will wait longer and make a decision off of a whole list instead of 1st person....thanks for participating

 

[JHeat]

No reason why we can't keep posting funny TF2 jokes though!

Unfortunately, I have none as of right now lol

 

[Phoenixxx Wright]

Chemist made me actually laugh irl.