i know it looks ridiculas,
but i only know how to dance one way, and it looks a bit like this!
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I am disappointed in you Beta! Joining in with the baconerds and not my faction? Well I will see you crushed nevertheless. Also lol at baconerds thinking it is an honorable title and using it for themselves! I am the one who invented the phrase!
I love bacon. It's yummy. Tasty. Crunchy and chewy all in one.
But can bacon satiate my soul?
Can it nourish the essence of who I am? I think not.
I therefore, must cast my lot with the Safety Dancers.
I do not scorn you baconista's who go on and on:
"Oh, wow, this piece of bacon is 33% less fat"
or
"Lookie here! I've got 100% real bacon!"
Us Safety Dancer's know we're 100% organic.
No artificial fillers of joy and happiness here.
Baconnerds? I have not scorn for you, merely pity.
Let us celebrate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36i-Gyi4ad8&feature=related