Ode to Blackmesa

[Thereven]

Alas, poor [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]cp_blackmesa_v2t7! I knew it, eGOs.

A map of [/FONT]infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

It hath borne me on its back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it.

Here are those respawns that I have used I know not how oft.

Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs?

Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the server on a roar?

Not one now, to mock your own redesign? Quite chap-fallen?

Now get you to a new version, and tell them, let them all complain, to this favour they must come; make them laugh at that.

 

[Goretex]

Here is the short version.


I am an annoying pyro.

 

[Sloppie]

Here is the short version.


I am an annoying pyro.

LOL gortex

 

[Lance]

Here is the short version.


I am an annoying pyro.

Lol.

Wrong game, but !up Goretex.

 

[D-Tektive]

!up Goretex as well.

(if you played the old Blackmesa, you will probably like it more)

 

[WaterSnake]

Here is the short version.


I am an annoying pyro.

I thought you were an annoying heavy.

What about us goretex? I thought what we had was special!

 

[Justice Scalia]

I thought for a sec this meant that the new map was up on the Blackmesa server.

Alas it is not.

 

[Dragonhill]

I thought for a sec this meant that the new map was up on the Blackmesa server.

Alas it is not.

i have been twisting my brain attempting to make a new "wall map" for players to help them know where to go...

i just gave up a few minutes ago..soo...final compile is taking place..

i'll get up in the morning.. package up the bsp and zip it up for fpsbanana. it will be a new submission.. cp_blackmesa_final

may god have mercy on your souls <because i sure won't>

~D

 

[Iceman]

Here is the short version.


I am an annoying pyro.

Which translates into...
Goretex is jealous of pyro skills?

 

[Gnarkill]

No, its that Goretex is a soldier or heavy and hates pyros!

 

[holy poop godly]

t3 for life..

 

[SotilasSissi]

To Goretex, you are very annoying Soldier as well ;<

 

[Quaffer]

Alas, poor [FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica]cp_blackmesa_v2t7! I knew it, eGOs.

A map of [/FONT]infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

It hath borne me on its back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it.

Here are those respawns that I have used I know not how oft.

Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs?

Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the server on a roar?

Not one now, to mock your own redesign? Quite chap-fallen?

Now get you to a new version, and tell them, let them all complain, to this favour they must come; make them laugh at that.

Ah at last, a classical reference. Nice to see you hamming it up. Yorick, may he rest in peace, would approve.

Let us tarry no longer. Once more unto the breach.

 

[Goretex]

No, its that Goretex is a soldier or heavy and hates pyros!

they're like cockroaches.

 

[Joy Of Pepsi]

may god have mercy on your souls <because i sure won't>

~D

I think I'm scared.... :huh:

 

[ubersauce]

Should be interesting.
And nice ode, Thereven. May we Axtinguish in peace on Blackmesa Final.

 

[sittingduck]

they're like cockroaches.

couldn't agree more...nothing better then killing a soldier with his own rockets...

fyi should end up on page 5 of cp maps if they did there abcs right...

 

[Thereven]

couldn't agree more...nothing better then killing a soldier with his own rockets...

Sure there is... killing his teammates with his rockets, then killing him with them.

And killing demos with their own sticky traps.

And bonking scouts with their own baseballs.

...pretty much everything about a pyro is awesome.:biggrin:

 

[Vandall]

Great ode guys, love the Hamlet reference.

 

[Retribution]

Here is the short version.


I am an annoying pyro.

ahh, everything is clear now! thanks!