Who Is Your Jack Bauer Now?

[Poldena2]

News Flash. Kiefer Sutherland was charged with assualt (headbutting). Guess Mr. Bauer thought someone was terrorizing? Guess Not. YOU MUST CONVERY TO NORRISISM, THE ONLY NON JAILED AWESOME PERSON OUT THERE!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/07/sutherland.charged/index.html?section=cnn_latest

MUAHAHHA

 

[Starscream]

*Headbutts you out of topic.

 

[Jarrod_38]

Only Kiefer can make walking with umbrella badass.

 

[Legend]

"Anyone who knows Jack McCollough knows that he would not hurt a fly," McCollough's spokesman said.

The guy clearly provoked Kiefer.

 

[Hoodie]

Zinedine Zidane and him should have a duel.

 

[seaNNN]

Jack Bauer is a wannabee Chuck Norris.

 

[Ramp]

Jack Bauer is a wannabee Chuck Norris.

More like chuck norris + 1

 

[Poldena2]

Jack Bauer is a wannabee Chuck Norris.

+1

 

[pyradacor]

Zinedine Zidane and him should have a duel.

qft

 

[Igoforunc09]

i got my money on jack bauer in any fight

 

[JunK]

chuck norris can actually kick butt though, however chuck norris was trained by bruce lee. making bruce more leet than both of them fused with one another.

 

[Lance]

chuck norris can actually kick butt though, however chuck norris was trained by bruce lee. making bruce more leet than both of them fused with one another.

True. Chuck Norris is just the most awesome man ALIVE.

Interesting fact from Wikipedia about Bruce Lee:

Pallbearers at his funeral on 31 July 1973 included Steve McQueen, James Coburn, Chuck Norris, George Lazenby, Dan Inosanto, Taky Kimura, Peter Chin, and his brother, Robert Lee.

Steve McQueen, James Coburn Chuck Norris, and Robert Lee (ok, wrong Robert Lee, whatever) as pallbearers. What a way to have a funeral.

 

[Neurofo]

Goku
/thread

 

[JunK]

rofl goku...

sailor moon
/thread

 

[blackhawksniper]

Jack Bauer would own in a fight against Chuck Norris. Not only would he shoot him, but after that and head butting him, he would bite his neck out to kill him like in last years season.


Biting peoples necks out to kill them? Nuff said.

 

[InductedStorm]

i got my money on jack bauer in any fight

+1

How could the voice that leads me through CoD possibly be wrong. Way to attack someone! :chair: Take em out! :laugh:

 

[Lance]

Jack Bauer would own in a fight against Chuck Norris. Not only would he shoot him, but after that and head butting him, he would bite his neck out to kill him like in last years season.


Biting peoples necks out to kill them? Nuff said.

And then Chuck Norris's neck would bite back.

 

[king killer]

Only Kiefer can make walking with umbrella badass.

!up jarrod

 

[xKoreanboy]

Chuck Norris

 

[Jarrod_38]

Jack Bauer would own in a fight against Chuck Norris. Not only would he shoot him, but after that and head butting him, he would bite his neck out to kill him like in last years season.


Biting peoples necks out to kill them? Nuff said.

Then out of nowhere Steven Seagal shows up kills both of them. Then Steven drinks his awesome energy drink Lightning Bolt.