So I just called EB Games...

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...I asked exactly this.

"Hi, uh, I was wonderin' if you had a certain something."

I heard a click immidiately.

And I know they thought I was gonna ask for Battletoads.

I hate you, internet. I completely lay the blame on you. :(
 
The guy who probably answered thought it was a call from one of the henchmen from the loan shark he borrowed money from a few months ago because he was locked up in jail for never attending Jury Duty because he was in Africa taming some lions for a circus he wanted to open but little did he know that he was going to waste all his money on food to feed the lions so he had to rob a bank in the nearest city so he got a lot of money but then he started getting chased by a tiger because the lion tamer had the scent of food on him and as he was running away with the loads of cash but he was dropping all of it but managed to save enough for a plane ticket back to the united states where the police finally caught to him and jailed him for missing Jury Duty so he had to call a loan shark for a loan then he got out of jail and applied at EB games not knowing that they only pay minimum wage so it's going to take forever trying to collect money to pay back the shark and now he's scared because it's been months since he got that loan and the loan shark is very aggravated and has his henchmen looking for him so he can get his money back.

So that's why I think he hung up on you. Maybe he's very paranoid right now.

That's just my guess.
 
Battletoads are great
Yet if they ever call my work... I'll be irritated
 
if i am not mistaken, it is a prank that was set up on the internet to call EB Games and ask for Battletoads.

If memory serves me correctly :)
 
Some suggestive language
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ8_nmdyISI[/ame]
 
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The guy who probably answered thought it was a call from one of the henchmen from the loan shark he borrowed money from a few months ago because he was locked up in jail for never attending Jury Duty because he was in Africa taming some lions for a circus he wanted to open but little did he know that he was going to waste all his money on food to feed the lions so he had to rob a bank in the nearest city so he got a lot of money but then he started getting chased by a tiger because the lion tamer had the scent of food on him and as he was running away with the loads of cash but he was dropping all of it but managed to save enough for a plane ticket back to the united states where the police finally caught to him and jailed him for missing Jury Duty so he had to call a loan shark for a loan then he got out of jail and applied at EB games not knowing that they only pay minimum wage so it's going to take forever trying to collect money to pay back the shark and now he's scared because it's been months since he got that loan and the loan shark is very aggravated and has his henchmen looking for him so he can get his money back.
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This is the most epic sentence I've ever seen in my entire life...
 
geez. talk about forum digging. this is in june of 2009 man. dont look up this dude.
 
holy_thread_resurrection_batman.jpg


I've been aching for the opportunity to use that :$

And I agree with Knollex xD
 
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