You know you're playing too much TF2 when.....

[Properly Basic]

when you walk across campus thinking of how much faster it would be if you could rocket jump. And when you look at the windows and rooftops for those pesky snipers.

 

[Masterpiece]

you take a lighter and run around yelling spy checckkkkk! (ok i'll stop )

 

[Quaffer]

When your family only recognizes you by the back of your head.

 

[iGreen]

stretch washing-up gloves and letting them snap back into place and in your best German accent 'dat vas not medicine!'

(the only reason i do washing up now)

 

[Combat Medic]

When you disguise yourself as other people and carry a butterfly knife

 

[Aneruen]

When you yell inaudible taunts and cheers before you do anything.


hudda hudda huh!

 

[SMiles]

nuf said...

 

[Retribution]

when you have a ridiculous ability to hit people where it hurts with random objects.

When you find out that someone dreamed that you died, all you can think is "Damn 20 second respawn..."

 

[lordvader77]

when you walk down the street and see someone smoking, then immediately hit them with the closest heavy object yelling "SPY!!!!!!"

 

[xKoreanboy]

lol

 

[Captain Killjoy]

When your playing capture the flag in real life and yelling "UN-freaking touchable" to the people chasing you.

 

[Zero Cucumber]

When you have a bottle of Coors in your hand and you start thinking about hitting the people on the otherside of the bar with your bottle...

 

[holy poop godly]

when you have people who think about "when you're playing tf2 to much"

 

[lumpy_d_great]

You get your car back from the mechanic and all you can say is "engineer is credit to team"

 

[PureBlood]

you check around the corner for stickies

 

[lordvader77]

you shudder when you look at trains, reminded of Well

 

[SawedOn]

When someone steals your seat and a voice in your head is says "Your control point is being contested".

 

[sittingduck]

When you hear a bird churp and look for a sentery...

 

[Captain Killjoy]

When something goes bump in the night, you blame the spy.

 

[Hydrogen Peroxide]

You get your car back from the mechanic and all you can say is "engineer is credit to team"

I really want to do that now.