chuck norris got into a car accident and lost both of his legs....he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck norris, sylvester stallone, and arnold schwarzenegger all died and went to heaven. God was sitting their in his throne and said to them: "to the right of me is a smaller throne, for one of you to be my right hand man. Now tell me why you should be that man." so stallone goes up to god and says "well i helped out a lot of kids and taught them to stand up for themselves." than schwarzenegger goes up to god and tells him "i was the governor of california and i helped a lot of poor families." so finally chuck norris goes up to god and says: "your in my seat."
