Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris

Who is better?

  • Jack Bauer

    Points: 18 47.4%
  • Chuck Norris

    Points: 20 52.6%

  • Total voters
    38
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Chuck Norris all the way lol "Beware"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he will cong foo you in the neck! lol
 
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.



Just an FYI
 
Chuck Norris fought Bruce lee, died and somehow came back to life.. I'll say this once more (ive said it b4 :P) Chuck Norris Is God :thumbup:
 
yeah. Chuck Norris doesnt have his beard anymore. Therefore all his powers are gone

Him without his beard is like Superman and Kryptonite. It just kills him and drains his powers

Jack Bauer FTW
 
jack bauer
all said
can norris shoot a gun with accuracy and kik ppl's butt like john cena???
no!
 
chuck Norris?? Are you serious? Chuck was the "man" probably back then but its Jack Bauer's time to shine now baby.

Jack ftw all day
 
This dispute would obviously go to Leonard Nimoy.

Chuck and Jack can't compete with the enterprise, now can they? :P
 
I watched last night as Chuck Norris was at my bowling alley, bowling with a tennis ball...although I laughed at first I soon found out he was so good that he made strikes on every lane, on every throw, without trying... he threw the tennis ball while facing us, and every pin in the bowling alley fell...nuff said.

I learned a valuable lesson that day.....Chuck is a gladiator.
 
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