My Swine Flu Experience..

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Well I want to tell you guys about my kinda swine flu experience except I didnt have Swine, Just The regular FLu.

I just got back from the doctors cause I've been really sick lately and so I had to go to the doctors, Im going to tell you my uncomfortable story of how they tested me if I had swine or not lol.

1. They Come in with this skinny thin thin thin metal cold stick
2.They make you lay down
3. They tell you this; "we are going to stick this metal stick up your nose",
my response was "Excuse me?"
4.So they begin..it tickles as it goes in but once it goes ALL THE WAYin..
oh my god..does it feel ew.
5.They pull it out and you hope you dont have swine.

WALLA :thumbup:

Good thing I didnt have swine but I did have the regular flu..Wait I still do..
 
That's the flu test for you. Had to have that done to me last time I went to the doctor to see if I had the flu. And, I did, but that was last year.
 
I had a camera stuck through my nose, it went all the way up there and crud and yes it does feel REALLY weird. I even had anesthesia and it still felt weird, I imagine its what it feels like to have an alien try to invade your brain...
 
I had it, and it was just like the normal flu. I was positive for it. O.O As for experiences, if you call laying on your butt at home doing nothing an experience, then how bout them apples! xD
 
ya i heard its not bad unless u are a kid cause ur immune system is less developed and what not. btw ik what it feels like i went to an ent (ear nose and throat doctor) for something and he put it down my nose its so weird.
 
It is never fun having objects stuck in your nose. About 3 years back i ended up having some weak blood vessels in my right nostril cauterized. The doctor started off by giving me a couple shots of novacaine in my nose. After a minute he took this foot long wad of gauze soaked in liquid cocaine and jammed that up my nose and around down my throat. He said "I'll be back in 20.

So Im sitting there for 20 minutes with this drug soaked chunk of gauze in my nose, sinus cavity and throat.. When he came back he pulled out this tool that looked like a plasma cutting torch and proceeded to electrocute my blood vessels shut.

FUN FUN FUN FUN!
 
I know a girl who can supposedly eat spaghetti through her nose.

Needless to say, she's legendary around here.
 
awesome on not having swine flu, sorry bout the regular flu....

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RunzWitSkizzorz said:
It is never fun having objects stuck in your nose. About 3 years back i ended up having some weak blood vessels in my right nostril cauterized. The doctor started off by giving me a couple shots of novacaine in my nose. After a minute he took this foot long wad of gauze soaked in liquid cocaine and jammed that up my nose and around down my throat. He said "I'll be back in 20.

So Im sitting there for 20 minutes with this drug soaked chunk of gauze in my nose, sinus cavity and throat.. When he came back he pulled out this tool that looked like a plasma cutting torch and proceeded to electrocute my blood vessels shut.

FUN FUN FUN FUN!
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lol, you can count yourself lucky he didn't use silver nitrate first, a friend of mine had to do that and all he would tell us for a week after that was "IT HURT LIKE A GODDARN (insert a vast variety of appropriate impolite words here ;p)"
 
Rice_Eater said:
....really? HAHHA I would so make money out of people if i could do that!
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Needless to say you could probably eat rice through your nose eh?
Never had to have things shoved up my nose yet, and if I did, I don't know. Must hurt a lot because it doesn't sound very fun!
 
Bokk Choi said:
Needless to say you could probably eat rice through your nose eh?
Never had to have things shoved up my nose yet, and if I did, I don't know. Must hurt a lot because it doesn't sound very fun!
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I wish i could stuff rice up my nose!! that way when i just get hungry i just sneeze and walla! Rice! lol
 
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