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I've got a cunning plan to get rid of that 'orrible disease.......
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Classic Blackadder:
Blackadder : "Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight".
Remember this one, where Blackadder and Baldrick are in the trenches in WWI:
BLACKADDER : Baldrick, fix us some coffee, will you... and try and make it taste slightly less than mud this time.
BALDRICK : Not easy I'm afraid, Captain.
BLACKADDER: And why is that?
BALDRICK : Because it is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.
BLACKADDER: So every time I've drunk your coffee since, I have in fact been drinking hot mud.
BALDRICK : With sugar.
BLACKADDER: Which of course makes all the difference.
BALDRICK : Well, it would do if we had any sugar but we ran out New Year's Eve 1915. since when I've been using sugar substitute.
BLACKADDER: Which is?
BALDRICK : Dandruff!
BLACKADDER: Brilliant.
BALDRICK : Still, I could add some milk this time- well, saliva.
BLACKADDER: No, thanks Baldrick. Call me Mr Picky, but I've chosen to cancel the coffee.
Later when Captain Darling is presented with his "milky" coffee with 3 sugars:
CORPORAL DARLING: Oh, Cappucino. Got any of that brown stuff you sprinkle on the top?
BALDRICK :Well I'm sure I.....
BLACKADDER: NO! NO!
That's why I like Brit humour, it's hilarious!
It would be cool if Hugh Laurie managed to convince Rowan Atkinson to be on one of the House episodes.