Since I think it deserves its own thread...
Vent camping is a common hobby in Blackmesa. Normally it is heavy and medic pairs who engage in this pastime. However it is not without it's drawbacks. Much like shooting fish in a barrel, the hobbyist's aiming skills tend to atrophy. Eventually, they are rendered unfit for any action other than said camping.
Medics who pair with vent camping heavies lose all sense of self and become reliant on their heavy partners for all decision making abilities.
Advanced cases of vent camping have led to medic and heavy pairs growing together into host-parasite grotesques. These pairs can sometimes be surgically removed, but most function is still lost.
You can help them before it is too late. Join PAHMCIBMV (Players Against Heavy-Medic Camping in Blackmesa Vents). With a token support of $5, you will receive this lovely tote bag and umbrella.
Friends don't let friends camp Blackmesa vents. Only you can prevent camping in Blackmesa vents. Give a hoot, don't camp in Blackmesa vents.
Vent camping is a common hobby in Blackmesa. Normally it is heavy and medic pairs who engage in this pastime. However it is not without it's drawbacks. Much like shooting fish in a barrel, the hobbyist's aiming skills tend to atrophy. Eventually, they are rendered unfit for any action other than said camping.
Medics who pair with vent camping heavies lose all sense of self and become reliant on their heavy partners for all decision making abilities.
Advanced cases of vent camping have led to medic and heavy pairs growing together into host-parasite grotesques. These pairs can sometimes be surgically removed, but most function is still lost.
You can help them before it is too late. Join PAHMCIBMV (Players Against Heavy-Medic Camping in Blackmesa Vents). With a token support of $5, you will receive this lovely tote bag and umbrella.
Friends don't let friends camp Blackmesa vents. Only you can prevent camping in Blackmesa vents. Give a hoot, don't camp in Blackmesa vents.
