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Title: Demoman's eye
BEGINNING:
One day, a demoman was sitting down....
Now what? :O
Go off the person's story above you.
Masterpiece of eGO, or is it?
One day, a demoman was sitting down on a park bench in Brazi when it all of a sudden began to rain and he looked up at the sky and he saw a falling box of chocolate-chip cookies causing him to get inevitable diarrhea which made him think of the pyro. This caused his left eye to fall out, but he pick it up and put it back in and then he figured out that the eye somehow didn't fit. To test and see if it was an eye, he bought some curtains at Bed, Bath, and Beyond only to realize they didn't match the furniture so he decided to lay 3 stickies and attempt a sticky jump. In doing so, he blew
himself up and ended up in the hospital.
Sadly, he left his eye behind, but he was determined to get out of the hopsital bed and Triple sticky jump again! Upon doing so, He found some pirates. One of the pirates was Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby told him the long annoying dentist joke, and the demoman feel asleep on the ship then by accident he rolled overboard and landed on Moby Dick. He put a sticky into Moby Dick's blowhole and sticky jumped across the ocean where he slammed into what one can only assume is the corporeal form of God himself. Then he fell down and landed back in Brazil only to find his eye had been stood upon. Luckily his eye is made out of the same materials in stickybombs so he continued to put it in the socket, but this time it didn't fit, so he launched it with the soldier's rocket launcher into the ocean.
A fish swallowed the eye (a yellow-tailed deep-sea snark fish, to be exact) and swam far, far away. The eye, being made of the same material as the Demoman's sticky bombs, was totally indigestible and it lingered away in the fish's stomach until the bomb blew up in the fish, and its guts flew everywhere. Seeing this, the demoman jumped into the water looking for his eye but he discovered that it sank to the bottom so he picked it up, put it back in, and swam to Hawaii, where he heard rumors of the Loch Ness Monster nearby in the oceans of Wyoming.
However, he found out it was a lie from GardenGrove so he went back to Hawaii and beat everyone to death with crit bottles. With all the bottles broken, he had nothing to drink, so he looked in a mirror, took off his eye patch, and saw his own eye right there, he must have been searching for the wrong eye then he passed out and ended up in a gigantic batch of chocolate pudding. He was stuck in the pudding goodness so he ate himself until he was no more.
Then he respawned and decided he needed some more alcohol so he walked down 2fort lane when he suddenly tripped over a utterly confused hobo laying on the floor, beer bottles laying all about him. The Hobo said, "You got to kill Nessy, or else the story will repeat a million times and never end". Then a giant pokeball fell from the sky and he realized he had no idea what a pokeball was and then realized that he was just hallucinating ;however, the demo knew he must return to Loch Ness, and complete the apparition's assignment where he blew his eye out in pipeline. When after searching for hours, he didn't find it so he went back to Brazil for fun. After a while, he realized he was being irrational and then he went to Mr. T.'s house to ask him to train to be as strong as Bill Cosby.
After that, magical fairy-admins appeared and sm_forcespeced him to the opposite team. From that moment on he had no hope of regaining his eye. That didn't kill his spirit, because the next thing he did was graduate from the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans, because he wanted to learn English better and then went into a booze induced coma for 2 years only to wake up and find it was all a dream, he didnt lose his eye. He didn't do any of those things; the booze was making him hallucinate. He was just too drunk to figure out he didn't need the eye patch. He REALLY woke up and found that he was dreaming that it was a dream and then he fell off his bed and realized he fell out of his bed because his eye was really missing and he had no peripheral vision, so he.......
BEGINNING:
One day, a demoman was sitting down....
Now what? :O
Go off the person's story above you.
Masterpiece of eGO, or is it?
One day, a demoman was sitting down on a park bench in Brazi when it all of a sudden began to rain and he looked up at the sky and he saw a falling box of chocolate-chip cookies causing him to get inevitable diarrhea which made him think of the pyro. This caused his left eye to fall out, but he pick it up and put it back in and then he figured out that the eye somehow didn't fit. To test and see if it was an eye, he bought some curtains at Bed, Bath, and Beyond only to realize they didn't match the furniture so he decided to lay 3 stickies and attempt a sticky jump. In doing so, he blew
himself up and ended up in the hospital.
Sadly, he left his eye behind, but he was determined to get out of the hopsital bed and Triple sticky jump again! Upon doing so, He found some pirates. One of the pirates was Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby told him the long annoying dentist joke, and the demoman feel asleep on the ship then by accident he rolled overboard and landed on Moby Dick. He put a sticky into Moby Dick's blowhole and sticky jumped across the ocean where he slammed into what one can only assume is the corporeal form of God himself. Then he fell down and landed back in Brazil only to find his eye had been stood upon. Luckily his eye is made out of the same materials in stickybombs so he continued to put it in the socket, but this time it didn't fit, so he launched it with the soldier's rocket launcher into the ocean.
A fish swallowed the eye (a yellow-tailed deep-sea snark fish, to be exact) and swam far, far away. The eye, being made of the same material as the Demoman's sticky bombs, was totally indigestible and it lingered away in the fish's stomach until the bomb blew up in the fish, and its guts flew everywhere. Seeing this, the demoman jumped into the water looking for his eye but he discovered that it sank to the bottom so he picked it up, put it back in, and swam to Hawaii, where he heard rumors of the Loch Ness Monster nearby in the oceans of Wyoming.
However, he found out it was a lie from GardenGrove so he went back to Hawaii and beat everyone to death with crit bottles. With all the bottles broken, he had nothing to drink, so he looked in a mirror, took off his eye patch, and saw his own eye right there, he must have been searching for the wrong eye then he passed out and ended up in a gigantic batch of chocolate pudding. He was stuck in the pudding goodness so he ate himself until he was no more.
Then he respawned and decided he needed some more alcohol so he walked down 2fort lane when he suddenly tripped over a utterly confused hobo laying on the floor, beer bottles laying all about him. The Hobo said, "You got to kill Nessy, or else the story will repeat a million times and never end". Then a giant pokeball fell from the sky and he realized he had no idea what a pokeball was and then realized that he was just hallucinating ;however, the demo knew he must return to Loch Ness, and complete the apparition's assignment where he blew his eye out in pipeline. When after searching for hours, he didn't find it so he went back to Brazil for fun. After a while, he realized he was being irrational and then he went to Mr. T.'s house to ask him to train to be as strong as Bill Cosby.
After that, magical fairy-admins appeared and sm_forcespeced him to the opposite team. From that moment on he had no hope of regaining his eye. That didn't kill his spirit, because the next thing he did was graduate from the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans, because he wanted to learn English better and then went into a booze induced coma for 2 years only to wake up and find it was all a dream, he didnt lose his eye. He didn't do any of those things; the booze was making him hallucinate. He was just too drunk to figure out he didn't need the eye patch. He REALLY woke up and found that he was dreaming that it was a dream and then he fell off his bed and realized he fell out of his bed because his eye was really missing and he had no peripheral vision, so he.......
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