What happened to the Demo's eye really?

[Doomcat]

.. get out of the hopsital bed and ..

(i cant see THIS thread going on forever /endsarcasm)

 

[SnipaDuDe-]

Triple sticky jump again!

 

[Sharpe]

Upon doing so, He found some pirates.

 

[AdmiralVonBentebent]

One of the pirats was Bill Cosby.

 

[SnipaDuDe-]

Bill Cosby told him the long annoying dentist joke and the demoman feel asleep on the ship...

 

[CheeseW01f]

and by accident he rolled overboard...

 

[Stormrider^]

and landed on Moby Dick..

 

[SnipaDuDe-]

He put a sticky into Moby dicks blowhole and sticky jumped across the ocean..

 

[DRaGZ]

Where he slammed into what one can only assume is the corporeal form of God himself...

 

[NoHitter]

But he fell down and landed back in Brazil only to. . .

 

[HazeUk]

Find his eye had been stood on.

 

[Cut Chem!st]

luckily his eye is made out of the same materials in stickybombs so he continued to

 

[R3POMAN]

put it in the socket, but this time

 

[Deja]

it didn't fit, so he launched it with the soldier's rocket launcher into the ocean. The end.

 

[Ducttape]

The end.

...or is it?!? A fish swallowed the eye (a yellow-tailed deep-sea snark fish, to be exact) and swam far, far away. The eye, being made of the same material as the Demoman's sticky bombs, was totally indigestible and it lingered away in the fish's stomach until...

 

[Lance]

Time for a sequel: Why the pyro wears a propeller beanie!

EDIT: Nevermind, ducttape ninjad me >_>

 

[Chuck Norriso]

..the bomb blew up in the fish, and its guts flew everywhere. Seeing this the demoman jumped into the water looking for his eye...

 

[CheeseW01f]

but he discovered that it sank to the bottom...

 

[Aneruen]

..so he picked it up, put it back in, and swam to Hawaii..

 

[Vandall]

and then read this post on the official TF2 blog and found out what really happened.