What happened to the Demo's eye really?

[OSVG]

;however, the demo knew he must return to Loch Ness, and complete the apparition's assignment.

 

[LandoCalrissian]

Where he blew his eye out in pipeline...

 

[Retribution]

But after searching for hours, he didn't find it...

 

[Beaverbeliever]

So he went baaack to Brazil....

 

[jamilo5]

to find a evil monkey wizard

 

[Retribution]

for fun, but after a while he realized he was being irrational and then he...

 

[jamilo5]

went to Mr. T.'s house to ask him to train to be as strong as bill cosby..

 

[batterytime]

but then magical fairy-admins appeared and sm_forcespeced him to the opposite team.

 

[OSVG]

And from that moment on he had no hope of regaining his eye.

http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/demo_front.jpg

 

[Retribution]

But that didn't kill his spirit, because the next thing he did was...

 

[OSVG]

graduate from the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans, because...

 

[Infectant]

Because he wanted to learn English better and then.....

 

[Cut Chem!st]

went into a booze induced coma for 2 years...

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

only to wake up and find it was all a dream, he didnt lose his eye he didnt do any of those things the boose was making him hallucinate, he was just to drunk to figure out he didnt need the eye patch.

 

[Retribution]

but then he REALLY woke up and found that he was dreaming that it was a dream and then he...

 

[koolaid]

fell off his bed and

 

[DethBringer]

..realized he fell out of his bed because his eye was really missing and he had no peripheral vision, so he..

 

[Rae]

Got angry and stabbed his other eye out with his broken booze bottle.

 

[M.c.P]

new paragraph!

Having stabbed out his good eye, the demoman stumbles around...

 

[SnipaDuDe-]

and accidently stepping on his good eye...