- I eat noobs for breakfast.
- I counted to infinity twice.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Teachers at my school can never pronounce my chinese name right. So my friend called me this once making fun of the fact that my name is awkward to say.
Lando Calrissian is only the coolest Star Wars character ever!!!!!!
No really folks, I chose this name because only cool people wear capes and I wear a cape!!!!
in middle school a baseball coach called me it one day and it carried over to every other person in the school. im actually not entirely sure why he called me it but i like it so its all good.
Old roommates eGO name was ChocolateHero....... No Idea where he got it. So I chose mine to be the opposite so I chose ChocoateVillain... Villain, Villain, Villain, Villain and not Vanilla