Portal Ninja

[Rellik]

Ok. So portal's old or whatever. But I know there are still plenty of you out there that love the game. I played it alot when it first came out, and got pretty good at it. Well I've picked it back up for two reasons. 1) I wanted to see what it looked like on my new computer (max graphics) and 2) To have something to do when my wife is sappin' my interwebz (freaking myspace).

But I digress... One of the most fun and infuriating test chambers to speed run is Test Chamber 14. Because it "should" be so easy, yet for many people its hard to get the gold (10 seconds). My old best was 9 seconds. Well I just beat it in 6 seconds!

Now some of you may bawk that it can be done faster, or whatever. And even I could probably shave it down to 5 seconds if I spent the next 2 months trying. But I'm not going to do that. PLUS: How many people doing the Portal Ninja videos on youtube do you actually know!? Probably not any. WELL NOW YOU DO!



WATCH IN HD!
Goto the youtube website to see it even bigger/higher quality
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NjHPdR4zcw[/ame]

 

[Opeth!]

Rellik means Ninja in the old language of the Tiki Tiki Wiki Tribe

 

[AngelCakes]

lol...

 

[Vandall]

You are an excellent test subject!

 

[xosniper]

I don't even know what you did, but it made me go "OMG" irl.

 

[HazeUk]

You have skillz my friend lol, Portal takes me ages =P

 

[Passerby]

your pretty late for that one iv seen it done in 5 by one of my friends but it's still impressive

 

[featherfoot07]

Amazing, my fastest is 24sec.

 

[ManBearPig]

I just realized I suck at portal

 

[Rellik]

your pretty late for that one iv seen it done in 5 by one of my friends but it's still impressive

Video of you sitting next to your friend as he does it, or it didn't happen!

 

[Adam]

your pretty late for that one iv seen it done in 5 by one of my friends but it's still impressive

Not to pick on you or anything, but i love how everyone has a friend who's better.

Good job Rellik. Yours is the best, hands down. even if someone auto-finished in .000001 seconds, you'd still be better. <3

 

[Rellik]

I just realized I suck at life *

*fixed

 

[Stickyfinger]

ah wtf, that was so fast even in the slo mo version i was like "huh what?"

 

[Mystery Penguin]

Rellik means Ninja in the old language of the Tiki Tiki Wiki Tribe

Tiki Tiki Wiki: a person worth an epic amount of facepalms and epic-palms (lolwut?) AT THE SAME TIME

Failreply makes no sense (or does it??)

 

[Passerby]

k dont have a vid camra but

here's a 5 sec one done a bit differtly
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2qiGe-OYLc[/ame]

 

[xosniper]

I just did it in 2.85 seconds. Amazingly, I was recording it with my daughters video camera and Bigfoot smashed through the wall and stole the camera......

I have been searching the outhouses, dog houses, barns, and sheds for this foul hairy beast, but nothing yet.

Oh, and my daughter is mad at me also for losing her camera.

 

[Rellik]

k dont have a vid camra but

here's a 5 sec one done a bit differtly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2qiGe-OYLc

is "tharbrick" your friend?

 

[xosniper]

is "tharbrick" your friend?

......that is my code name when doing stealthy ninja missions.....how did you get this information?

 

[!Woodstock!]

He is Rellik. He knows.

 

[eachdraidh]

wow. Amazing. simply amazing