Whats the funniest thing you ever heard in video game dialouge.

[Arkdog]

I was bored and started playing some old games i had, namely Destroy all Humans, fun game , I laughed most of the time due to its bad, but somehow hilarious humour. I was curious on what other people find funny in the games they play. So feel free to tell me :thumbup1:. Funniest thing i heard in a game was in Destroy all Humans

"How about this for a video game, your a space marine on a ring shaped planet, and you have to fight a group of alien lizards.
"No that will never work! Try Movie Trivia!"
"You think that will work?"
"Of course"

 

[Winston]

I was playing this really crappy zombie game, and one of the characters said
"Is that a long health bar or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Carmine]

From Ratchet and Clank

Skrunch the Monkey: (Monkey noises)
Captain Qwark: I thought we agreed to put that forest business behind us.
Skrunch the Monkey: (Angry monkey noises)
Captain Qwark: It was mating season, how was I supposed to know she was your sister, errr... how long have you two been standing there?
Clank: Too long.

 

[Arkdog]

lol, both of them are just wrong