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This is a thread for funny stories. Don't have to be true or original. Ill start with one from Douglas Adams. (Paraphrased)
I go into a starbucks, and I buy a newspaper, a coffee, and a pack of cookies. Its pretty packed, so I sit across from this old guy. Here I am, reading my paper, when the old guy opens up the pack of cookies, and eats one of them.
I didnt know what to do. This old guy is eating mah cookies!
So I lean over, glare at him, and eat a cookie, in my mind clearly defining them as mine.
He glared, back, and without a word ate another one.
Soon we go through the whole pack, 12 cookies, without saying a word, just staring at me. The old man glares at me one last time, and leaves.
I'm thinking "That was strange". I sit there and finish my newspaper.
As I stand up to leave, under my newspaper was my packet of cookies.
I go into a starbucks, and I buy a newspaper, a coffee, and a pack of cookies. Its pretty packed, so I sit across from this old guy. Here I am, reading my paper, when the old guy opens up the pack of cookies, and eats one of them.
I didnt know what to do. This old guy is eating mah cookies!
So I lean over, glare at him, and eat a cookie, in my mind clearly defining them as mine.
He glared, back, and without a word ate another one.
Soon we go through the whole pack, 12 cookies, without saying a word, just staring at me. The old man glares at me one last time, and leaves.
I'm thinking "That was strange". I sit there and finish my newspaper.
As I stand up to leave, under my newspaper was my packet of cookies.
