Wal-Mart's Zobmondo!!

[RoM - [TR]]

no its just the dead body. i would lick it depending on the mess after the autopsy.

 

[EDITThor]

Probably my head in the Elephant. Really it only takes seconds of horror over a few hours.

BUT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!

Would you rather...

Be the lover of Rosie O'Donnell for the rest of a mortal's live

OR.

Never be able to die, however you have every incurable painful disease known in the universe.

(Protip: Suicide is not an option)

 

[ROCKET CHUMP]

i would choose to never die...that should say how much i hate rosie o'donnell

 

[ROCKET CHUMP]

Would u rather have the pain of a tack continueisly stabbing your tounge for the rest of your life

or

suffer from a migrane that never goes away (theres no such thing as advil...)

 

[50centricher]

suffer from a migraine that never goes away

ice can help out

 

[MorbidEwok]

I'd rather marry rosie o'donnel cus then you could push her down the stairs?

 

[RoM - [TR]]

hahaha little stephanie is turning to the dark side

 

[Alias[DAM]]

I would marry that woman. Not sure who she is but it must be a hard choice to make. And yes morbid, women can always be trown down staircases!

 

[EDITThor]

NO THAT ISN'T ALLOWED! You must live with her, and love her, for the rest of your life.

 

[Dr. Knocker's[DAM]]

I would marry her. But i would accidentally knock her down the stairs, but then feel absolutely terrible about ir, but then think, o well.

 

[MorbidEwok]

xD There was no RULE ABOUT PUSHING HER DOWN THE STAIRS.... only suicide. That's not suicide that's murder.

 

[EDITThor]

Nope, you chose to live with Rosie O'Donnell FOR THE REST OF YOUR MORTAL LIFE. There is not rule saying you can't kill her, because you can't kill her.

 

[MorbidEwok]

But what about HER mortal life?

 

[Two Listen]

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rozorblade....the alcohol will clean the wound (if you're still alive) and it would be a thin cut making it heal rather quickly.
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For the record this is not necessarily the case. Concerning the "razorblade wounds will heal quickly" thing.

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

[quote1191207529=Thor [DAM]]
Probably my head in the Elephant. Really it only takes seconds of horror over a few hours.

BUT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!

Would you rather...

Be the lover of Rosie O'Donnell for the rest of a mortal's live

OR.

Never be able to die, however you have every incurable painful disease known in the universe.

(Protip: Suicide is not an option)
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No Suicide? well in that case, id just pay someone to kill me

 

[Dr. Knocker's[DAM]]

What if rosie accidentally trips on a hunting trap that somehow appeared outside her doorway? lol jk

 

[Magnum X]

heres one

Would you rather...
Have your fingernails and toenails ripped out with pliers every time they grew back?
OR
Have your teeth ripped out by pliers?

-- no numbing allowed --

 

[bullgodz]

Teeth, because its only going to happen once... and then its over, but with fingernails... It happens over and over again, and then let alone everytime u go to grab something, OUCH, have u ever cut ur fingernails to short and it hurts to put pressure on that finger?

 

[blackhawksniper]

I know it was back in the first page, but I actually did get a paper cut on my eye. It was like 10 or 9 years ago, I was like 8 or 9 or something like that. I don't remember why, but my brother flicked a piece of construction paper at me and it caught me in the eye. I remember having to go to the doctors and it bleeding. It hurt and the blood didnt bother me because it was like I wasnt crying anways ;p

 

[Magnum X]

Would you rather...
Get your Achilles tendons cut with a dull knife?
OR
Have your ears ripped off by someone?

..ouch