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[Carmen Miranda]

Why do the Level 3 sentries that I build never push away an uber attack?

Yet if I so much as set foot within the same draw-distance as an enemy level1, I am kissing the skybox for the next 10 seconds?

 

[Candlejack]

Because you didn't answer the previous question

What does the heavy use to shave?

 

[Cut Chem!st]

Boolets.

 

[Quaffer]

Who wrote the following:

In enterprise of martial kind,
When there was any fighting,
He led his regiment from behind
(He found it less exciting).
But when away his regiment ran,
His place was at the fore, O-
That celebrated,
Cultivated,
Underrated
Nobleman,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!
In the first and foremost flight, ha, ha!
You always found that knight, ha, ha!
That celebrated,
Cultivated,
Underrated
Nobleman,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

When, to evade Destruction's hand,
To hide they all proceeded,
No soldier in that gallant band
Hid half as well as he did.
He lay concealed throughout the war,
And so preserved his gore, O!
That unaffected,
Undetected,
Well connected
Warrior,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!
In every doughty deed, ha, ha!
He always took the lead, ha, ha!
That unaffected,
Undetected,
Well connected
Warrior,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

When told that they would all be shot
Unless they left the service,
That hero hesitated not,
So marvellous his nerve is.
He sent his resignation in,
The first of all his corps, O!
That very knowing,
Overflowing,
Easy-going
Paladin,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!
To men of grosser clay, ha, ha!
He always showed the way, ha, ha!
That very knowing,
Overflowing,
Easy-going
Paladin,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

Hint it was written 120 years ago. Gotta love the classics.

 

[Cut Chem!st]

William S. Gilbert

 

[PureBlood]

I'm a red heavy and i go down to the blu sewers in 2fort only to find an entire team of heavies having a sandvich party. Do i join it or do i start revving up my minigun?

 

[Quaffer]

William S. Gilbert

You da bomb Cut!

 

[Baen]

I'm a red heavy and i go down to the blu sewers in 2fort only to find an entire team of heavies having a sandvich party. Do i join it or do i start revving up my minigun?

Join the party

Who wishes they had a hat?

 

[CheeseW01f]

Everyone who doesn't already have one.

 

[koolaid]

whats in the scouts bonk that makes him run fast

 

[CheeseW01f]

Bonk! Atomic Punch! Now with 33% more real radiation.

 

[SawedOn]

Subtle turtle is subtle.

but Awkward Turtle is awkward.


Why doesn't Heavy ever get thirsty after Sandvich?

 

[DVS_Mind]

Real Question:

Why isn't this thread used as it was intended? :confused1:

 

[zombie allah]

Real Question:

Why isn't this thread used as it was intended? :confused1:

Answer: Because google is your friend.

 

[firestrike24]

Real Question:

Why isn't this thread used as it was intended? :confused1:

I dunno, apparently these guys aren't interested in assisting to improve the standard of play on the servers (which can be very low at times), and prefer to turn it from an "assist the newbs" topic to a "lolwut" topic.

 

[Quaffer]

Welcome to the "Consult the guru" thread.

Simply put, it's a thread where you can ask any question you want, and others can respond with their advice.

Feel free to ask any question you want, no matter how stupid it may be.
(in fact, stupid questions are recommended, they're usually the best questions to give lessons to)

Real Question:

Why isn't this thread used as it was intended?

Perhaps because we thought you were looking for whimsy. We provided whimsy.

 

[shrimp]

Welcome to the "Consult the guru" thread.

Simply put, it's a thread where you can ask any question you want, and others can respond with their advice.

Feel free to ask any question you want, no matter how stupid it may be.(in fact, stupid questions are recommended, they're usually the best questions to give lessons to)

I dunno, apparently these guys aren't interested in assisting to improve the standard of play on the servers (which can be very low at times), and prefer to turn it from an "assist the newbs" topic to a "lolwut" topic.

Although your post is in the TF2 discussion, you should have expanded more on what type of help you were offering. Like, "Consult the TF2 guru". I am guessing they took the red highlighted area & ran with it??

 

[shrimp]

^^ oops too late for my response lol

 

[Owned]

What is a JohnT?

as i recall, its actualy a street name in Fort Worth, Texas

 

[firestrike24]

I'm writing rule 37 right now: Don't count on community sanity.