What if Billy Mays used the Dead Ringer

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HEY BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A GREAT NEW PRODUCT, THE DEAD RINGER.
I BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD BUT THAT IS THE MAGIC OF THE DEAD RINGER.
NOW I AM HERE TO SHOW YOU THIS GREAT PRODUCT.
TIRED OF WORRYING ABOUT LETHAL DAMAGE?
THE DEAD RINGER PUTS A STOP TO THAT. WATCH
Billy Mays gets shot
DEAD RINGER SOUND
SEE PERFECTLY FINE.
JUST TALK TO MY GOOD FRIEND MICHEAL JACKSON.
SHOCK AND AWE
IF YOU ORDER NOW I'LL THROW IN A CLOAK AND DAGGER FOR FREE JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO STAY INVISIBLE? JUST STAND STILL AND YOUR CLOAK CHARGES.
BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE, ORDER NOW AND I'LL THROW IN JARATE INSTRUCTIONS AND SUPPLIES. COMPLETE WITH JARATE PILLS AND JARS. JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

FOR 7.39 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING YOU GET A DEAD RINGER, A CLOAK AND DAGGER, AND JARATE INSTRUCTIONS AND SUPPLIES.

ORDER NOW

yes I was bored
 
I actually bought his umm....Well, The Hamburger thing. UGG! I can't remember what it's called, But it's the Thing where you press down and make perfect burgers or something. They were pretty good, and I was impressed. :D.

I miss him too...As well as Vince :D.
 
Sharpe said:
I actually bought his umm....Well, The Hamburger thing. UGG! I can't remember what it's called, But it's the Thing where you press down and make perfect burgers or something. They were pretty good, and I was impressed. :D.

I miss him too...As well as Vince :D.
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Yeah, all the products actually worked pretty well, they found the best inventors. I think the hamburger thing is that Slider...something or other.
 
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