What if Billy Mays used the Dead Ringer

Billy Mays will always be remembered as Americas greatest entrepreneur of the 20th century, and he will be dearly missed by all. *sniff* I can almost hear him on the TV saying "HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH (Insert Item Here)" He was great.
 
Billy May's is just staying cloaked until Vince Offer gets out of jail so he can backstab him.
 
Na he's just making the worlds best invetntion so he can come back on TV and advertise it. Then everyone will buy it because they are all happy he's back.
 
He was awesome, really he was the best sales person I have ever known...
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But nice Dead Ringer Sales Speach. Lol
 
i read in an interview with him that for every product he endorsed he turned down hundreds more. so he definately had his standards and would only do comercials for things that worked.

you gotta respect that.
 
Oh yea true story - in memory of Billy Mays:

One night, during a heated game of Cranium, my partner and I drew the mind-meld card, where you and your partner have to write 3 words (or names, not sure if that's part of the rules, but we let it go) that relate to a certain topic - if one of your words match, then you win the mini-game. We heard "infomercials", then started scribbling and giggling like idiots. When we turned our papers over, we got 3 out of 3 matches: "Oxyclean", "Zorbeez", and of course - "Billy Mays".
As a sidenote: my girlfriend and her partner were completely confused and thought we were idiots for laughing so hard afterwards (apparently they didn't watch as much daytime/early morning TV as we did xD).

RIP Billy - the one and only king of infomercials.
 
To Be Honest:

I think Billy would appreciate this thread.

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If only that were true, then we could still have crap pitched at us by someone good. Now we'll be stuck with Vince from Sham-wow.
 
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The vince dude went to some prison to advertise a product even. I don't know if he was trying to be funny, or is desperate for sales so he can stay afloat.
 
Vince Shlomi AKA Vince Offer AKA The ShamWow! Guy was arrested last month in South Beach for slap-chopping a prostitute.

From The Smoking Gun:
 
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