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Are you having trouble getting your "own-on"?

Are you tired of pubs and members killing you ALL the time before you can even get a shot off in their general direction?

Do you have trouble figuring out where to go on a map or where the capture points are?

Do you often get overly worked up and frustrated causing you to rage quit?

Are you new and would like to meet new members of the eGO INS community?

Well if you have answered yes or you don't know the answer, then its time for you to get your butt into a Boot Camp, a Scrim Training and while your at it a Sunday School class held every Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday!

Boot Camp classes are held on Thursdays and will help in communication and maneuvering better as a team. For map troubles and helpful hints on wheres the best route to take to get to an objective, Scrim Training class is where you want to be, classes held on Mondays and Fridays! Last but certainly not least is a relaxing Sunday school class held on Sundays to help team building and you'll also have a nice friendly scrim. For more information feel free to visit the eGO calendar or go to Scrim/Event Info in our drop down menu for Insurgency!! :thumbup:

**Although these will be fun events, please ensure that you conduct yourself in a professional manner when dealing with Scrim Administration and other players on both teams.

Click on the link below to see what time Boot Camp classes start for you...
http://www.edgegamers.org/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=434&day=2009-7-16&c=1

Click on the link below to see what time Scrim Training classes start for you...
http://www.edgegamers.org/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=495&day=2009-7-17&c=1

Click on the link below to see what timeSunday School classes start for you...
http://edgegamers.org/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=445&day=2009-7-19&c=1


This announcement has been approved by =(eGO)= PIMP DADDY SMURF and brought to you by iBUYPOWER Gaming Computers, D-Link, Turtle Beach Gaming Headphones, and Verizon wireless!
 
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I felt like I was reading a Billy Mays script. If there was an 800 number, I'd be calling right away :P

Looks like I won't be able to make boot camp. Are there any times for the "Hollywood Marines" in the west coast?
 
Hmm.. Well darn that stinks, what time was coming up for you whenever you looked at the calender? I don't believe there are alternative times for either event, unless the host for that class shows up a bit late... :(
 
nimik what time are you thinking in GMT? it might be ok for me to run one if i get some training in first an might find some others to join me
 
Bah, nevermind on that. They just changed my schedule so now I get off work at 730PST and probably won't be home till 8'ish :cursing: I'm going to try to squeeze in there during a break hehehe.

It would be cool to have boot camp for both east and west. Sort of like what the Marines do. Parris Island and Camp Pend. Just a thought.
 
Sounds pimptastic! I might not be able to make it though. Besides, I'm starting to do quite well learning from my fails. Although my marine side is a bit weak. However, I work all day and am home by 8pm EST. The 5pm time slot is a pure fail time for me!
 
NiMiK said:
I felt like I was reading a Billy Mays script. If there was an 800 number, I'd be calling right away :P

Looks like I won't be able to make boot camp. Are there any times for the "Hollywood Marines" in the west coast?
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If Pimp had an awesome lumberjack beard and he yelled, I would definitely be calling the 1-800-PDS-HELP number.
 
pimp daddy smurf said:
are you having trouble getting your "own-on"?

Are you tired of pubs and members killing you all the time before you can even get a shot off in their general direction?

Do you have trouble figuring out where to go on a map or where the capture points are?

Do you often get overly worked up and frustrated causing you to rage quit?

If you have answered yes or you don't know the answer, then its time for you to get your butt into a boot camp and while your at it a scrim training class every monday, thursday, and friday!
Boot camp classes will help in communication and maneuvering better as a team. For map troubles and helpful hints on wheres the best route to take scrim training class is where you want to be! For more information feel free to visit the ego calendar or go to scrim/event info on our drop down menu for insurgency!! :thumbup:

Please click this link to see what time boot camp is held for you!
http://www.edgegamers.org/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=434&day=2009-7-16&c=1

for scrim training information please click the link below!
http://www.edgegamers.org/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=495&day=2009-7-17&c=1


this announcement has been approved by =(ego)= pimp daddy smurf and brought to you by ibuypower gaming computers, d-link, turtle beach gaming headphones, and verizon wireless!
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you soo smurfed this! :p
 
Ghost91 said:
What if we answer no to all of those pimp?
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If you answer no?!!? Ghostie don't be a smartass :) LOL Get in the next class which is today, Scrim Training with your host Lightningcount. He is a great host/teacher and shows us around on maps, key places of where to look out for, strategies/routes that should be taken to win. :thumbup1:
I highly recommend going to these classes, I thought they were rubbish at first but once I went to one, I had lots of fun, I knew what I was doing on maps, I actually knew how to work the M203 and the overall game just became a whole lot more fun to play since I wasn't getting pissed off from getting killed or losing so much. :thumbup:
If you just don't know, get into one and then if you don't like it then just don't go to them. I don't want to make someone do something that they don't want to do, I just want to open a gate of possibilities for y'all to better sharpen your skills...

*Lol Drunken...
 
pimp daddy smurf said:
if you answer no?!!? Ghostie don't be a smartass :) lol get in the next class which is today, scrim training with your host lightningcount. He is a great host/teacher and shows us around on maps, key places of where to look out for, strategies/routes that should be taken to win. :thumbup1:
I highly recommend going to these classes, i thought they were rubbish at first but once i went to one, i had lots of fun, i knew what i was doing on maps, i actually knew how to work the m203 and the overall game just became a whole lot more fun to play since i wasn't getting pissed off from getting killed or losing so much. :thumbup:
If you just don't know, get into one and then if you don't like it then just don't go to them. I don't want to make someone do something that they don't want to do, i just want to open a gate of possibilities for y'all to better sharpen your skills...

*lol drunken...
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yes go to the class to learn 203! You guys dont realize the power of the 203!!!!
 
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