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- May 25, 2009
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Original Half-Life. Yup. I bought it off of Steam a few days ago, thought "man, this will be a fun throwback" and launched it on Easy. Little did I know what horrors lurked in that game. Bullsquid? Peice of cake. Vortigaunts? Roflcake. HECU Marines? GOOD LORD!!!! *Dies* These guys make the Combine look like lil' puppys that want to give you fluffy hugs. Don't even think about taking cover, they will nade spam the living crap out of you if you dare try to take cover. And it doesnt get any easier from there. Scientist- "Fire the rocket thrusters and kill it before it gets any bigger". Me- "Mmmm ok." *walks in room* OMG THAT GIANT GREEN TENTICAL THING JUST ATE THAT DOOD!!! Anyway, my point is, I have learned a valuable lesson. When in doubt, noclip, buddha. Nuff said. Now, you have official permission from Cobra Command to talk about what youve just read.














I dont mean that new Ghostbusters


