Little known facts about Boer6379

[Kody]

1. Hes immune to gun fire.

2. He kills all protesters he sees, with nothing but a can of mace and handcuffs.

3. He pisses Mountain Dew Code Red(at least that's what he thinks it is)

4. He is Brosiden, god of the Brocean.

5. When you insult him, he isn't silent for 5 minutes with his mic on thinking of something to say. Hes sitting there using telekinesis to destroy your brain.

6. He doesn't have 3 kids, he has 3 fascist minions. Lock your doors.

7. Rum isn't his fuel, your despair is.

8. Boers recruiting method is the utilization of pity. You don't know what you've done until its too late.

9. Is a worshiper of the Chupacabra, and a VIP member of Club Gold.

10. He loves hearing jokes about Tungsten

WIP.....

 

[Boer6379]

=(eGO)=™Boer6379{A|R}: so GG talks about me when he's drunk
=(eGO)=™Boer6379{A|R}: interesting fact
=(eGO)=™ Wintermute {A|R}: Haha
=(eGO)=™ Wintermute {A|R}: We were talking NT
=(eGO)=™ Wintermute {A|R}: actually
=(eGO)=™Boer6379{A|R}: and of course the conversation turned to "hey what about Boer. He's the greatest, most effective, and coolest member we've ever had. Everyone else sucks compared to him."
=(eGO)=™ Wintermute {A|R}: Yes
=(eGO)=™ Wintermute {A|R}: That came right out of my mouth

 

[Carmine]

Who?

 

[Kody]

Who?

Thank you Carmine, thank you. The guy above you btw.

 

[Maj.Emish]

Silly O's and your antics.

 

[WaterSnake]

7. Rum isn't his fuel, your despair is.

My despair is fueled by rum. Huh?

Think about it...

 

[Kody]

My despair is fueled by rum. Huh?

Think about it...

Your completing the circle...i think.

 

[Section-9]

11. He is a level 10 crumpet master. :biggrin:

12. He loves his iced "tea".

13. Loves to hear himself talk.

14. He is full of win. He makes everyone around him a wiener too. (ninja edit) wazzza!

...lol awesome list Kody.