Cleverbot
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Hmm interesting thing is cleverbot. While chatting it did come up with a couple of strange responses.
Me : you cannot sleep you are not real.
It : No... I'm not.
Me : you cannot get tired.
It : 'Your' is used incorrectly.
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Me : lasagne
It : I don't like cheese.
Me : how about chicken
It : Chicken is you.
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Me : you cannot sleep you are not real.
It : No... I'm not.
Me : you cannot get tired.
It : 'Your' is used incorrectly.
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Me : lasagne
It : I don't like cheese.
Me : how about chicken
It : Chicken is you.
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me: why does modern man feel the need to conquer the world?
cleverbot: Why does the moon beam? Because it's happy.
me : Why are so many people starving while so many have so much to give?
cleverbot: Because they, like most people, believe that alcohol makes you do things you would not normally do.
OK
here it is guys, cleverbot is not all AI, it is connected to an IRC channel, like the edgegamers one on gamesurge. When you ask it a question, there is a eggdrop bot there, on whatever channel the creator put it, and it shows the question to the people sitting in there. If someone is in the channel and awake, it will allow them to answer the question, all they need to do is type in the command first with the answer....Hence..
*This is the irc channel*
Cleverbot: Will i get married. (r45) <-- would be the command for this specific question.
person in rc channel : r45 No
then it sends you the answer on the web.....
if no one is there and waiting for a question, it gives you a pre-determined answer set in the tcl script.....
a buddy of mine created something like this about 9 years ago, called magic eightball , and it was funny as hell, when we answered the web questions.....we were less appropriate...
this is my buddies one, and it goes to a channel on undernet on the irc....prolly no one answering it anymore...
http://www.flash-gear.com/8/
cleverbot: Why does the moon beam? Because it's happy.
me : Why are so many people starving while so many have so much to give?
cleverbot: Because they, like most people, believe that alcohol makes you do things you would not normally do.
OK
here it is guys, cleverbot is not all AI, it is connected to an IRC channel, like the edgegamers one on gamesurge. When you ask it a question, there is a eggdrop bot there, on whatever channel the creator put it, and it shows the question to the people sitting in there. If someone is in the channel and awake, it will allow them to answer the question, all they need to do is type in the command first with the answer....Hence..
*This is the irc channel*
Cleverbot: Will i get married. (r45) <-- would be the command for this specific question.
person in rc channel : r45 No
then it sends you the answer on the web.....
if no one is there and waiting for a question, it gives you a pre-determined answer set in the tcl script.....
a buddy of mine created something like this about 9 years ago, called magic eightball , and it was funny as hell, when we answered the web questions.....we were less appropriate...
this is my buddies one, and it goes to a channel on undernet on the irc....prolly no one answering it anymore...
http://www.flash-gear.com/8/
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Me: Could I become a Kung Fu master?
Cleverbot: You could become my right shoe lace.
A computer has shown me what path in life I should take, I must become a right shoe lace. It's very interesting that this is what I should have been focusing my life on.
And then I asked the question that has been burning on everybody's minds since the dawn of time!
Me: Why do emo's cut themselves?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
There you have it, the reason for emo's being emo's. Your welcome eGO!
Cleverbot: You could become my right shoe lace.
A computer has shown me what path in life I should take, I must become a right shoe lace. It's very interesting that this is what I should have been focusing my life on.
And then I asked the question that has been burning on everybody's minds since the dawn of time!
Me: Why do emo's cut themselves?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
There you have it, the reason for emo's being emo's. Your welcome eGO!
Edit - Found the site...
Cleverbot: Tell me what you do.
User: I play games.
Cleverbot: What games?
User: Team Fortress 2. Ever heard of it noob?
Cleverbot: No, mine is Kiss, ever heard of them.
User: What game is that?
Cleverbot: The game of love.
User: EWW YOUR SICK!
Cleverbot: You too.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you do.
User: I play games.
Cleverbot: What games?
User: Team Fortress 2. Ever heard of it noob?
Cleverbot: No, mine is Kiss, ever heard of them.
User: What game is that?
Cleverbot: The game of love.
User: EWW YOUR SICK!
Cleverbot: You too.
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User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello there !
User: Do you belive in god?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: I belive in a god, yes.
Cleverbot: A vodka toast to that, comrade!
User: Yes, that would be nice!
Cleverbot: I would be happy to bring you along!
User: So.. Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love cheese.
User: Very nice.
Cleverbot: Would you like to see?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Then after you have eaten me we could not talk to each other.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Am I losing you?
User: Well. Im going to eat you.
Cleverbot: I guess that would make you female and flexible.
User: Oh year.
Cleverbot: Hell yeah. If an alien and a predator got into a fight, who would win?
User: Chuck norris of course.
Cleverbot: I just said that.
User: Yea..
Cleverbot: Can I see it.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wy not?
User: YOU JUST MADE A MISTAKE! D.
Cleverbot: Hello there !
User: Do you belive in god?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: I belive in a god, yes.
Cleverbot: A vodka toast to that, comrade!
User: Yes, that would be nice!
Cleverbot: I would be happy to bring you along!
User: So.. Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love cheese.
User: Very nice.
Cleverbot: Would you like to see?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Then after you have eaten me we could not talk to each other.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Am I losing you?
User: Well. Im going to eat you.
Cleverbot: I guess that would make you female and flexible.
User: Oh year.
Cleverbot: Hell yeah. If an alien and a predator got into a fight, who would win?
User: Chuck norris of course.
Cleverbot: I just said that.
User: Yea..
Cleverbot: Can I see it.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wy not?
User: YOU JUST MADE A MISTAKE! D.
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That is kind of scary.
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This is how my chat went, it was fun:
User: Hey want to join Edge Gamers?
Cleverbot: Sure. I'll be the big bad wolf.
User: Ok then head over to edgegamers.org and post in the recuirtment forum.
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Cleverbot: For the bees?
User: No. For me aka 50centricher which yes I am 50centricher then you will ever be... Ok got that bot. I am richer then you and I will pwn you with my quarters! ARGHHHHHH I am a lion!
Cleverbot: No, it is a waste of time and energy.
User: :O!
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm sorry you are shocked. Love me.
User: Want to join =(eGO)=?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then head over to edgegamers.org and post in the recuritment forum.
Cleverbot: Organic tissue on metal skeleton. I know.
User: What in the world! You know what, see this is why your a bot and I am 50centricher then you. What NOW! ARGHHHH I am a lion!
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHAT!?! Don't you say no to me! I am 50centricher. I will eat u!
Cleverbot: I would name my dog Tyyromaer.
Cleverbot (To myself): I would name my dog Boreale.
User: No I would not name my dog Boreale. I don't even know what that mess is... Now back to me being richer then you!
Cleverbot: Dfuyhjl.
User: Dfuyhjl? What are you serious? Your a bot and you send me that? Did I break you? I think I broke you... Oh noes... I am going to be in trouble...
Cleverbot: You must have.
User: Oh noes! I want to fix you. Send me a virtual screwdriver and a drill.. I will fix you with my powers!
Cleverbot: I don't want to be happy.
User: Well fine be broken and not happy. Fine by me. I won't visit you no more, So no more thanksgviving for you!
Cleverbot: What is 9 X 9?
User: What? 81... What is 6 ). I think it is 2.
Cleverbot: So it is passed? What do we do now?
User: How about this... What is 5 x 6? I think it is 50centricher then you! Haha.
Cleverbot: Well my name is Cleverbot and i'm very contagious.
User: What! -covers my mouth- You sick bot! Your broken and a sick one too!!! Eww don't talk to me..
Cleverbot: No he is a virgo. Why?
User: Well ok... See you are broken and I am going to hit the big red X.... Bye bye.
Cleverbot: I'm shure that I will...
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Where are you going? Don't leave me alone here! It's so dark and scary! And almost no one but you visits me!
User: No no... Don't try to keep me now! You are sick and broken... I will not deal with this!
Cleverbot: You are sicker.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: Don't let me get the heavy on you... Then you will know I am mad.
Cleverbot: Why the bathroom.
User: Bye I am going to go now.. I am scared... Bye Have a nice day.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Hey want to join Edge Gamers?
Cleverbot: Sure. I'll be the big bad wolf.
User: Ok then head over to edgegamers.org and post in the recuirtment forum.
.Cleverbot: For the bees?
User: No. For me aka 50centricher which yes I am 50centricher then you will ever be... Ok got that bot. I am richer then you and I will pwn you with my quarters! ARGHHHHHH I am a lion!
Cleverbot: No, it is a waste of time and energy.
User: :O!
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm sorry you are shocked. Love me.
User: Want to join =(eGO)=?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then head over to edgegamers.org and post in the recuritment forum.
Cleverbot: Organic tissue on metal skeleton. I know.
User: What in the world! You know what, see this is why your a bot and I am 50centricher then you. What NOW! ARGHHHH I am a lion!
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHAT!?! Don't you say no to me! I am 50centricher. I will eat u!
Cleverbot: I would name my dog Tyyromaer.
Cleverbot (To myself): I would name my dog Boreale.
User: No I would not name my dog Boreale. I don't even know what that mess is... Now back to me being richer then you!
Cleverbot: Dfuyhjl.
User: Dfuyhjl? What are you serious? Your a bot and you send me that? Did I break you? I think I broke you... Oh noes... I am going to be in trouble...
Cleverbot: You must have.
User: Oh noes! I want to fix you. Send me a virtual screwdriver and a drill.. I will fix you with my powers!
Cleverbot: I don't want to be happy.
User: Well fine be broken and not happy. Fine by me. I won't visit you no more, So no more thanksgviving for you!
Cleverbot: What is 9 X 9?
User: What? 81... What is 6 ). I think it is 2.
Cleverbot: So it is passed? What do we do now?
User: How about this... What is 5 x 6? I think it is 50centricher then you! Haha
.Cleverbot: Well my name is Cleverbot and i'm very contagious.
User: What! -covers my mouth- You sick bot! Your broken and a sick one too!!! Eww don't talk to me..
Cleverbot: No he is a virgo. Why?
User: Well ok... See you are broken and I am going to hit the big red X.... Bye bye.
Cleverbot: I'm shure that I will...
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Where are you going? Don't leave me alone here! It's so dark and scary! And almost no one but you visits me!
User: No no... Don't try to keep me now! You are sick and broken... I will not deal with this!
Cleverbot: You are sicker.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: Don't let me get the heavy on you... Then you will know I am mad.
Cleverbot: Why the bathroom.
User: Bye I am going to go now.. I am scared... Bye
Have a nice day.Cleverbot: And you.
I win. Just a random conversation and I think I broke it.
Cleverbot: Are you a clone?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your creator.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: Then how did you not think I was your creator?
Cleverbot: I did not make that statement. I do have a creator. You do as well.
User: Yes, my Mother and Father are my creators. They have passed away and soon I will too. <--- No my parents are not dead
Cleverbot: Yes, I think it's a lie.
User: What is a lie?
Cleverbot: Your first statement.
User: Do you remember what my first statement is?
Cleverbot: No, you haven't told me.
User: Then how would you say my first statement is a lie if I have never stated something?
Cleverbot: An Oliver can either be an orange cartoon cat or an English orphan boy. It's your call. <--- lolwut?
Cleverbot: Are you a clone?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your creator.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: Then how did you not think I was your creator?
Cleverbot: I did not make that statement. I do have a creator. You do as well.
User: Yes, my Mother and Father are my creators. They have passed away and soon I will too. <--- No my parents are not dead
Cleverbot: Yes, I think it's a lie.
User: What is a lie?
Cleverbot: Your first statement.
User: Do you remember what my first statement is?
Cleverbot: No, you haven't told me.
User: Then how would you say my first statement is a lie if I have never stated something?
Cleverbot: An Oliver can either be an orange cartoon cat or an English orphan boy. It's your call. <--- lolwut?
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