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Just simply post Chuck Norris Jokes that you might know.
1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris’ website
4. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
5. Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
6. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
7. Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com
8. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris
once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle
was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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*P.S. Here are a few Jack Bauer Jokes/Facts, Have Fun!*
1. Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
2. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
3. When Jack Bauer was told smiling increases your face value, he said not speaking increases your life span.
4. When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
5. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
6. There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
7. Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
8. Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop. Think about that.
9. If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".
10. Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
Add on!
*Note: No Talking about Jack Bauer!*
1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris’ website
4. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
5. Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
6. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
7. Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com
8. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris
once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle
was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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*P.S. Here are a few Jack Bauer Jokes/Facts, Have Fun!*
1. Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
2. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
3. When Jack Bauer was told smiling increases your face value, he said not speaking increases your life span.
4. When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
5. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
6. There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
7. Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
8. Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop. Think about that.
9. If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".
10. Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
Add on!
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