Safety Bacon

Liliana

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Inspired by PeZku, I give you the Safety Bacon lyrics, very similar to Safety Dance, but with BACON!

We can have bacon if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't eat bacon and if they don't eat bacon
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can eat bacon

We can eat bacon if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't eat bacon and if they don't eat bacon
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can eat bacon
Bacon!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

I say, we can eat bacon, we can eat bacon
Everything out of control
We can eat bacon, we can eat bacon
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can eat bacon, we can eat bacon
Everybody look at your hands
We can eat bacon, we can eat bacon
The chance everybody's Ta-a-a-kin'

Safety bacon
Is bacon safe
Is bacon safe

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, bacon!

We can eat bacon if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can eat bacon if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't eat bacon and if they don't eat bacon
Well they're no friends of mine

Is bacon safe, oh is bacon safe[6x]
Is bacon safe

Lyrics from here:
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/safetydancelyrics.html
 
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We have combined the 2 that should never be brought together:

SAFETY DANCEandBACON

BEHOLD

We can eat bacon if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't like bacon and if they don't
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can eat bacon


We can eat bacon if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't like bacon and if they don't
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can eat bacon
BACON!

We can cook when we want to
The pan is hot and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory burp
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

I say, we can cook, we can eat
Everything out of control
We can eat, we can cook
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can cook, we can eat
Everybody look at your pans
We can eat, we can cook
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

Bacon time
Is it safe to eat
Is it safe to cook

B-b-b-b A-a-a-a C-c-c-c O-o-o-o N-n-n-n
Bacon, time!

We can eat if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can eat bacon if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't like bacon and if they don't
Well they're no friends of mine

Is it safe to eat, oh is it safe to cook
Is it safe to eat BACON!
 
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