Epic Fail thread!

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Post you number one epic fail In DOD:S here ! :)


It was around 2:00AM in Texas and i was playing on the flash server
i forgot what team i was on and i started ordering the allies arround while i was on Axis. Of course they couldnt hear me, i realized that once they shot me in the head! :P


Come on everyone post your epic failz!
 
Running over to someone after they shouted for a medic, and asking them "How do I heal you?" I was fresh off the recruiting boat for DoD:S at this point.
 
Priming a rifle nade and thinking I threw it when the whole time it was still in my hand... Big surprise on my part :P
 
I've been dominated by six enemy combatants at the same time. How's that for epic? Or in almost every game, I cook a nade off in my own hand....
 
I was on Wermacht on Avalanche.
I was at our second and decided to throw a nade into the apartments in that little crack
Threw it, than next thing you know, Im dead.
I missed.
Fail nade came back to kill me :(
 
Running over to someone after they shouted for a medic, and asking them "How do I heal you?" I was fresh off the recruiting boat for DoD:S at this point.

haha I did the same thing, after a long break in play didn't know what medic was
 
just about everytime i try to use the rocket/bazooka is epic fail =/
 
What (IO) SA said, Whenever I pickup the rocket I somehow end up blowing myself up.


Ask Jimmy Kudo about epic fails ;)
 
I threw a grenade and immediately went to pick up an SMG that was on the ground, however instead of picking up the Thompson, i managed to grab my grenade out of the air which then blew up in my hand.....but yet i cant grab enemy grenades out of the air....FAILURE!
 
I picked up a grenade when I was trying to pick up a weapon and by the time I threw it, it blew up in my face.
 
this didnt happen in our servers but the enemy the enemy threw a nade at me so i tried picking up the nade and throwing it back to save me and the 3 memebers of my team from dying.... it blew up in my hand and i killed all of them with it FF was on they didnt forgive me and i was kicked from the server for trying to save them i was in the server for like 3 minutes
 
I always seem to shoot walls with the bazooka, or turn a corner and hit someone directly in front of me. But the best is another player and I emptied our support weapons then our pistols and then tried to melee, only to be killed by an enemy nade.

PS I just hit Uber Poster!
 
Being in Strand (German) in the left bunker, throwing a grenade down the ladder, having an US Player through it back up, I throw it back down, as he runs away, I go down the ladder to chase him and my nade kills me. Oops
 
My bad, but they suck!!!!!!!!!

I joined Avalanche on the Allies side and the first thing I hear is cursing over the mic. Before I can say anything two more guys say their profanity laced comments and I very nicely say no cursing please this is a no profanity server. About 5 guys immediately scream over their mic's for me to get my eGO blank blank butt blankety blank out of their server. By mistake I clicked on a KEA server, so I quickly apologized and said I was on the wrong server. They let me have it until I left. I learned my lesson and I will never play on one of their servers again.
 
you know that corner from axis spawn to archway to church on ava? yea that doesnt help if your a rocket (aka i blow my self up alot on that dang wall)
 
I was on ava on the allies with the rocket overlooking the axis' 2nd flag from the yellow. I see a guy running around below me and shoot my rocket which promptly blows up in my face... I guess I aimed too low.
 

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