Funniest attempt at hacking ever.

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zippy258

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My experince with the funniest hacker ever. Please ignore the Laz0rs.


Never tell your password to anyone.
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: hi
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: r u seam secuirty???/
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: hello?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: is thar a problem wth my acc?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy yes it is
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy it is not your account
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH] really?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: no need to use me chat kk?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy yes
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: use reg chat
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: or r u using god chat?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy is now Offline.
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy is now Online.
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: hELLO!!
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy your account will be shuted down.
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy it is not your account
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: WHAT THE bananananana?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: REALLY?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy yes
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: OMG
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: well
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: ok
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: well
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy are you saying that this is your account?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: yes
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy then i ned to send your account info to steam
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: OK
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: Username:
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy and then they will find out if it is yours
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: uSERNAME: zippy258
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: Password:\
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: ONE SEC
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: looking threw my filez
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: kk
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy yes?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: noromaerauoy
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: uSERNAME: zIPPY258
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: password:
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: noromaerauoy
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: do u need my recoveries?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy yes
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: WHAT FOR?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy i need your email
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: ok
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: wait
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: my email info?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy then you will get a mail from steam when you can logg on agein
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: oooh
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: so you need my email password
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy i just ned your email
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: OK
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy not password
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: SO MY recoveries?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: one sec
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: one of my other friends
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: needs this to
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: ok
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy what? i just need your email, then steam will send a mail when you can logg back on your account
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: but
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: ok
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: ok
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: well
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: my email
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: is
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: [email protected]
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: jks@!!! lol
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: real eamilz;
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: [email protected]
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: ITS MY CLANS EMAIL!! (Joking at this part fellas.)
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: u want one 2?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy sorry i dont have mic
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: But on steam support
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: it says all people on steam support have a mic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy no they dont have
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: tHAT wAT It saUS!
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: wtlmthhj!
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: o wll
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: doesnt mtter
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: back to my info
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy am going to send your account info now,
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: kkkk
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: btw
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: Your a [banana!
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy and if it is wrong then your account will shut down.
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: so srry
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: that was my little brother
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: he thinks u hack me
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: I kick his him!
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy am not a hacker am trying to stop all the hackers.
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: REALLY?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: cool dude
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: well
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy okey can i send the info to steam now?
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy ore is it wrong?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: i THOUGHT stAM SUPPORT HAD BETTER FRGRAMMER!
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: BTW
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: Can u show me how 2 play a game
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: then I will
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: give u
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: my info
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: how du i shoot on doom2?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: BTW
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: can I hass a novintet falcon 4 free???
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy steam, dont play, i need to work
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: RLLY?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: O
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: SRRY
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: Ok well
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy THIS STEAM IS SHUTING DOWN IN 5min
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: really?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: omg!!!!!!!!!
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: AHHHH
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: WORLD IS WEAJS HASKLFJD ;
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: awslrkdal;
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: okkk
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: heres da info
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: username:
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: zippy258
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: password:
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: ananabympu
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: dar
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: now
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: go fix my account!!!
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: oh and by the way
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy ssaympu is this your realy password?
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: its secret!!!
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: btw
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: steam has acess to all the account info
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: your a liar, a hacker,
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: and your IP adress has been logged
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: I have your phone number
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: and adress
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: and name
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: Thanks!
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: I can now report you to online secuirty program
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: and have you jailed.
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: Dont mess with me pal ;)
ѕтeaм ѕecυrιтy THIS STEAM IS SHUTING DOWN IN 3MIN
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: oh shutup already'
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: Sorry
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: that was my dog
=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: but you are a banana.
 
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Lol i love the terrible Scams these days.... they are so hilarious.
 
2much laz0rs

=(eG)=™ Zippy258†[RIP IH]: r u seam secuirty???/

That made my day.
 
:P

Yeah, next time I am going to tell them I am an under-cover secret steam agent.
 
I love how if he were actually trying to be an employee of Steam, he would use proper grammar, yet he makes so many typos that no one would believe him.


You're a banana.
 
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Saw this thread... 2 minutes later this fool adds me and before he can type a word I say this:



Ownt? :P
 
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i had one do this to me once...
i told him i was scared to send my info over steam.. incase he wasn't real.. to give me his email so i could email it to him...
he was reluctant at first. but eventually talked him into it..
then posted his email in about 3 different gaming communities... Needless to say. he got LOTS of new email that day.
 
LOL @ pw: =(eG)=? Zippy258?[RIP IH]: noromaerauoy

LMAO youareamoron :D :D
 
That guy's extremely stupid.
=(eG)=? Zippy258?[RIP IH]: password:
=(eG)=? Zippy258?[RIP IH]: noromaerauoy
Translates(it's in backwarsd) to You are a moron.

Rellik said:
i had one do this to me once...
i told him i was scared to send my info over steam.. incase he wasn't real.. to give me his email so i could email it to him...
he was reluctant at first. but eventually talked him into it..
then posted his email in about 3 different gaming communities... Needless to say. he got LOTS of new email that day.
Click to expand...

Very good strategy Rellik.
 
Yeah, RoboCop helped me come up with the moron idea. We where laughing on vent the whole entire time.
 
I had "STAEM SECURITY" add me on Steam a while back, I waited for days for him to come online and try to steal my account, but I suppose he got banned, because he never came back online.
 
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