Wheee!! Hospital Food

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I was just in the hospital for a problem I had which was caused by stress as it turns out, and I got to experience the amazing feat of wonder hospital food is. Take school food, make it actually healthy, then add styrofoam to all the veggies, and you have hospital food.

I just wanted to know all of your takes on hospitals, just out of curiosity.
 
Hospital food, like tf2, looks like it is made from plastic. There, Drath, happy now?
 
I've only been there for <2 hours, and all I got was a juice box. It was apple juice, so it was good.
 
Depends on the hospital. I have worked in hospitals where the food is REALLY good, some where the food is bleh. One place I worked had a chef who came in at 4 every morning to start making soups that were so amazing it was hard to remember you were at a hospital while eating them. Some of them seem to make their food so bland it's unreal.
Also, at least you weren't on swallow precautions, when we have to "thicken" all your fluid intake to prevent aspiration. Yummy, coffee gel!
 
I was in the hospital back in June for a week. The food sucked.

I'm going to be in the hospital for a week again this month. The food will still suck.

The cafeteria food is good though...Subway and Pizza. I generally don't eat what they bring me and just go down to the cafeteria.
 
i haven't been in a hospital too long to eat something in many years, but the closest i've been its a diabetic test when they make you drink an ultra sweet lemon drink, it's like a concentrated juice , and then make you wait to take the blood samples (like 2 hours)

i tought that lemon juice iwas like bonk, i was hyperactive all day after that sugar overdose
 
I've been in one or two hospitals during my time, none of them very long (cept the cancer bit, but I was too young to remember that.) But it definitely varies, I've gone from eating soggy coardboard type food, to stuff that's even better than most restaurant food.
 
Ill be spending a week or two in the hospital for my back surgery next year, but luckily I won't have to eat alot of hospital food. And I get the "good" hospital food(As good as you can get eh?).
 
Dood when i had cancer, i was in the hospital for a bit, and i have to say, you hit it right on the head....
 
lol i know what thats like it basically eating plastic or something that has no flavor with lots of healthy stuff in it
 
I had a hamburger at the hospital where my mom had surgery. It was so gross I couldn't stand it. There was something wrong with that meat...

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.
 
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