The Ongoing Legend of =(eGO)= HeX

Soldier after being killed by Hex on Turbine: WAAAGH!
Medic healing soldier: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Scout: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Hex.
Medic: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a medic.
Scout: That's 'cause medics don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Hex is known to do that.
Hex: Grrf.
Medic : I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, maggot: let the Hex win.
 
I heard that if you're on the enemy team, you can never see Hex, because you're already dead.
 
I heard that one time Hex used voice chat to say "HEY, Where'd all my medics go, can I get a medic?" and instantly hell froze over.
 
Today I heard that Chuck Norris checks his closet for Hex.
When the Boogey man goes to bed does he check under the bed for Hex?
 
I was once killed by Hex playing as a Heavy with his minigun. I was playing Call of Duty at the time.

In Team Fortress 2, you are either being dominated by Hex, or not playing the game.
 
I was excited to see Hex on the players list on Turbine after reading through this thread, and I promptly queued to join Turbine. I got in at saw his named grayed out with a skull beside it in the players list. His name quickly disappeared. Was it bed time?
 
I heard He(a)x has a second forum account that makes everybody praise him
 
Synyster Spirit said:
I was excited to see Hex on the players list on Turbine after reading through this thread, and I promptly queued to join Turbine. I got in at saw his named grayed out with a skull beside it in the players list. His name quickly disappeared. Was it bed time?
Click to expand...

yea , i acctually had school today and had to deal with the kids as well . i will be on tomorrow all day and night . feel free to join !
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

masterofpuppets
  • Article Article
Team Fortress: The Complete History
Replies
4
Views
352
Legend
Legend

Latest posts

Back
Top