The Ongoing Legend of =(eGO)= HeX

[treetrunk169]

I heard that it costs $400,000 to fire HeX... for twelve seconds.

Post what you heard about =(eGO)= HeX.


DISCLAIMER/RULES:

1. Posts must begin with "I heard...". *Note* - This only applies to anyone other than =(eGO)= HeX himself.

2. Anyone posting other than HeX himself must post one heroic/amazing/funny feat or legend about =(eGO)= HeX per post.

3. All of what whoever posts here will be regarded as fact and be added into the compendium of that which is =(eGO)= HeX.

4. Spamming or back-to-back posts of facts is not allowed. Any two posts from one poster must be separated by at least one posting of another member.

5. Do not besmirch this TF2 god.

 

[Ice hearted killer]

i never heard of the hex 0o

 

[Deja]

I heard that if you kill HeX multiple times without him killing you once that he abruptly disappears from the game without telling anyone. What a magician!!!

 

[Captain Kraken]

I heard that if you kill HeX multiple times without him killing you once that he abruptly disappears from the game without telling anyone. What a magician!!!

"You cast ragequit... roll for initiative."

 

[A Nurse from Texas]

I heard HeX has tree trunks for breakfast.

 

[PeZku]

I heard HeX drinks Chuck Norris' tears while he plays

 

[Goretex]

I heard hex once uppercutted a horse 10,000 years ago. Today we have giraffes.

 

[Maj.Emish]

I heard if Hex and chuck norris are in the same vicinity the universe will implode.

 

[midget31394]

I heard HeX has a hex that can only hex HeX

 

[Uncle Ben]

I heard that when you see HeX, you can always expect 2-3 medics right behind him

 

[xosniper]

I heard hex hides in the vents with his medics and has a tea party.

He is a cool guy though so it's ok.


*runs*

 

[_Xx_HeX_xX_]

and omg i love the tea parties. Guys i wake up to nurse showing me the thread and im cracking up .keep it up lol

 

[_Xx_HeX_xX_]

i never heard of the hex 0o

Come one over to turbinne , and learn my name

 

[_Xx_HeX_xX_]

i heard hex acctualy has to give medics "timeouts" so everyone stops fighting over him .

 

[iKougar]

so, i herd hex lieks mudkipz

 

[Dawning Fate]

I heard that Hex is IMMORTAL, if yo stab him... your knife will break, if you shoot him... he will shoot your bullets/arrows out of the air, if you hit him... he will rip your arm off.

 

[Dawning Fate]

i heard hex acctualy has to give medics "timeouts" so everyone stops fighting over him .

No Hex postings... But its true :chair:

 

[Coolhand]

I heard HeX is seriously considering taking a break from TF2 so that he can take over the world of CS:S.

 

[xosniper]

I heard hex once played without a medic attached to him.........and then I woke up.

I heard hex once had all other 15 players playing medic and healing him......he came in first.

I heard hex once used chuck norris as the mini-gun to take out a sentry......it costs a little kids dream everytime he fires that gun.

I heard hex once dominated the whole blue team........as a heavy

 

[_Xx_HeX_xX_]

i heard hex can play no handed while eating and still dominate half a team !