General Mills' SECRET INGREDIENT: WASHERS!

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Merritt

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So, last night I was enjoying my Lucky Charms and General Mills decided to put an extra lucky charm in it. This bonus product was a metal washer, that never the less, did not taste good. I found this washer after taking a bite and feeling a metallic clink against my teeth. This does not amuse me so much. So here is my letter to General Mills:

"I found a small metal washer in my bowl of Lucky Charms. This metal washer did not find its way into my bowl until after I poured the cereal. Luckily I was realized that this was an inedible object. It helps that I am 20 and not 5, because this could have been a lot more serious if I were."

I am currently waiting on their reply. Needless to say, I did not enjoy their special treat, and if they are trying something new, they need to change the recipe, possibly to something less...metallic.
 
Someone's gonna get paaaaaaiidddd

But in all seriousness you should do this:

Send them a picture of the washer, blindfolded, that says 'We have your secret ingredient, we want 1,000,000 marshmallows, or else.'

Then, when you receive the marshmallows, make a fort.
 
LOL I can only imagine this on the CEO's desk.

"Sir, some 20 year old eating Lucky Charms found a metal washer in his cereal."
"... Wait, did you say 20 year old?"

Beta said:
Someone's gonna get paaaaaaiidddd

But in all seriousness you should do this:

Send them a picture of the washer, blindfolded, that says 'We have your secret ingredient, we want 1,000,000 marshmallows, or else.'

Then, when you receive the marshmallows, make a fort.
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LOL!!!!
 
you'll probably get a few free boxes of cereal. I found a stick and a chunk of goo in a can of cherry coke and they sent me coupons for like 8 free 12 packs and informed me that there are no organic materials in the making of cocacola products such as cherries and the like. They also profusely apologized.
 
That's a serious health hazard, if it were a 5 year old god knows what could have happened.
 
You shouldve swallowed it, then complained, couldve got some cash. Man I never find anything good in my cereal...
 
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I wish I could have unusual stuff like this happen to me... My life is so boring.

But that's really random lol.
 
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