General Mills' SECRET INGREDIENT: WASHERS!

I ate an engine once, it was delicious.

That washer is simple, just chew chew chew!

And yes, think of it as bacon, it'll help.
 
There is no doubt about it, you should have swallowed that thing, and then gotten yourself a nice fat paycheck...
 
haha no, how aobut i just saw i swallowed it and take a picture of me with a disgusted face!
 
Your letter should have been a little more angry and not as funny. Then when lawyers get ahold of it, they won't say, "ahh he did even care he was making jokes". Instead, you get Sir, we appologize bla bla bla, you interupt and say PAY FOR MY HOUSE BEFORE I GO TO THE PAPERS!
 
If you are real persistent and threaten to lawyer up they may pay anything ;)
(but keep in mind good lawyers aint cheap )

I'm betting you get a lot of coupons that seems to be the drill when they mess up their product
 
"Excuse me sir, do you know what the price of metal is these days?! You are lucky we don't charge you extra for that washer, back in our day, during the depression, if our food came with something extra we were grateful and we ate it without talking back, bugs are protein my father would say, now finish your cereal and get off to the factory you ungrateful 10 year old."

Sincerely, General Mills founder and CEO.
 
Beta said:
Someone's gonna get paaaaaaiidddd

But in all seriousness you should do this:

Send them a picture of the washer, blindfolded, that says 'We have your secret ingredient, we want 1,000,000 marshmallows, or else.'

Then, when you receive the marshmallows, make a fort.
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This is a such a good idea, I want the main plan to fail and this back up plan to work!
 
eat it like Michel Lotito would! (aka Mister-eat-it-all)

michel-lotito.jpg
 
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