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I hope these answers are to your liking xD
Who is your hero? - Fictional most likely Capt. America. IRL prob my Dad or Mom
If you could live anywhere, where would it be? I’d want to live in the UK

What is your biggest fear? - Spiders. Can’t stand them.
What is your favorite family vacation? - We went to the BVI (British Virgin Islands) when I was 13 and it was an absolute blast.
What would you change about yourself if you could? - I’d want to be more social, as for the longest time i’ve been very anti-social and don’t interact with people a lot.
What really makes you angry? - In group work, when i’m the only one doing any of the actual work.
What motivates you to work hard? - If there’s something at stake (a grade, etc.) or if I fail my parents will yell at me
What is your favorite thing about your career? - As a psych major, i’m planning on getting my Ph. D and working at Valve later in life in the TF2 department
What is your biggest complaint about your job? - I don’t have a job x)
What is your proudest accomplishment? - Graduating High School
What is your child's proudest accomplishment? - M8 i’m 18 i ain’t got no kid
What is your favorite book to read? - Any Percy Jackson book
What makes you laugh the most? - Really dumb internet memes
What was the last movie you went to? What did you think? - Infinity war. Had me h*cked up at the end
What did you want to be when you were small? - I wanted to either be a cop or an astronaut.
What does your child want to be when he/she grows up? - Again, no kid
If you could choose to do anything for a day, what would it be? - Prob go on a grand food tour and eat really expensive food
What is your favorite game or sport to watch and play? - Fav games are TF2, Runescape, and Toontown
Would you rather ride a bike, ride a horse, or drive a car? - Depends: if it’s 5AM on a Wednesday and I’m heading to ski practice, I want a car. If it’s just a nice sunny afternoon and i’m going downtown, a bike is fine.
What would you sing at Karaoke night? - Either Closer or Sick Boy by the Chainsmokers
What two radio stations do you listen to in the car the most? - 95.3 KUIC or 90.9 News
Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house? Mow the lawn
If you could hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work? Def yard work, yard work sucks
If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? - Sushi
Who is your favorite author? - Rick Riordan
Have you ever had a nickname? What is it? - Everyone calls me “Matt Burt” cuz it’s easier to say than “matthew burt.”
Do you like or dislike surprises? Why or why not? - Depends on what the occasion is, but typically not rly.
In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read? - play a game
Would you rather vacation in Hawaii or Alaska, and why? - Either or, cuz i like fishing and the fishing in both places is really fun
Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why? - Perfect job, that way i’m having fun doing something I like
Who would you want to be stranded with on a deserted island? - Guy Fieri so he can cook me food
If money was no object, what would you do all day? - Prob cook, cuz cooking is fun
If you could go back in time, what year would you travel to? - the 1990s, cuz that’s when my parents met
How would your friends describe you? - A phat meme machine
What are your hobbies? - gaming, cooking, and more gaming
What is the best gift you have been given? - The gift of life (jk prob my Prius)
What is the worst gift you have received? - Socks
Aside from necessities, what one thing could you not go a day without? - My dogs
List two pet peeves. - People who don’t pull their weight and liars.
Where do you see yourself in five years? - Grad school
How many pairs of shoes do you own? - 4
If you were a super-hero, what powers would you have? - Either teleportation or super speed
What would you do if you won the lottery? - Pay off all debt i have
What form of public transportation do you prefer? (air, boat, train, bus, car, etc.) - Plane
What's your favorite zoo animal? - Penguin
If you could go back in time to change one thing, what would it be? - Idk, prob either stop the Assassination of JFK
If you could share a meal with any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be? - President Obama, Gabe Newell, Becky (aka December LUL XD) and TheUnderDog
How many pillows do you sleep with? - 2
What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)? 24 hours cuz of a sleepover
What's the tallest building you've been to? - Space Needle
Would you rather trade intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? - I dont look good anyway, so give me all the smarts
How often do you buy clothes? - Almost never
Have you ever had a secret admirer? - If i did they did a great job hiding it
What's your favorite holiday? - Christmas
What's the most daring thing you've ever done? - I once ate ghost pepper sauce
What was the last thing you recorded on TV? - I don’t record tv stuff
What was the last book you read? - The Dark Prophecy
What's your favorite type of foreign food? - Either Indian or Mexican
Are you a clean or messy person? - A bit of both
Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life? - Morgan Freeman
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? - 20 minutes
What kitchen appliance do you use every day? - Spatula
What's your favorite fast food chain? - In-N-Out
What's your favorite family recipe? - Our bacon gravy
Do you love or hate rollercoasters? - Love em to death
What's your favorite family tradition? - We order a Yew Log every christmas and it tastes freaking amazing
What is your favorite childhood memory? - Graduating elementary school
What's your favorite movie? - The Emoji Movie (ew jk lul prob Avengers, the first one)
How old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real? How did you find out? - He is real! (12)
Is your glass half full or half empty? - It has juice in it, so i think it’s half full
What's the craziest thing you’ve done in the name of love? - Erm I called them late at night and confessed my undying (a week later she broke up with me)
What three items would you take with you on a deserted island? - A mirror, a fire starter, and a hunting knife
What was your favorite subject in school? - Science
What's the most unusual thing you've ever eaten? - Deep fried coke
Do you collect anything? - bad habits
Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion? - Mullets
Are you an introvert or an extrovert? - hella introvert
Which of the five senses would you say is your strongest? - touch
Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise) - Never, sadly
Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous? - Not really: my great grandmother on my moms side was a German Spy for the Alliance who crossed the German border many times in the snow to relay intelligence.
If you were ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce? - Equal pay for Equal Work
Who was your favorite teacher in school and why? - My 5th and 6th grade teacher Mr. Martin, he was really chill a lot but when it came time to work he made sure we got our stuff done
What three things do you think of the most each day? - That i’m thankful for the place I live in, i’m thankful everyone in my family is employed, and that I’m alive and healthy
If you had a warning label, what would yours say? - Warning: Contains Stale Memes
What song would you say best sums you up? - All Star
What celebrity would you like to meet at Starbucks for a cup of coffee? - Either Morgan Freeman or Michael Caine
What's the most interesting thing you can see out of your office or kitchen window? - A tree that’s been growing in my house for 17 years
On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are? - literally -10, my memes are stale AF
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? - A graduate with a Ph. D working at Valve and hopefully married
What was your first job? - Gym assistant
If you could join any past or current music group which would you want to join? - Chainsmokers
How many languages do you speak? - 1: English
What is your favorite family holiday tradition? - Refer to our yew log tradition for christmas
Who is the most intelligent person you know? - One of my neighbors has a Ph. D in engineering and is a veterinarian.
If you had to describe yourself as an animal, which one would it be?- German Shepherd
What is one thing you will never do again? - I’ll never join a ski team ever again
Who knows you the best? - Prob my mom