I was doing some math recently, and.....

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Zero711

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First of all, I have done some thinking that can be summed up with the following picture.

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Although this has nothing to do with cheezeburgerz. This is worse. I don't know if this has been discussed before, if so, please show me. But its going to require some math.

To start off, how many classes are there? | 9
How many weapons does each class have/will have? | 3
How many hats does each class have? | 3
What if each class gets just 1 misc item? | There will be 9 items
Why is this in a rhetorical Q&A format? | I don't know, go get a life
No YOU! | Touche
So what's 3 weapons+3hats+1misc? | 7 items
Alright, so if each class has 7 items, how many does that make? | A lot
No, that's 63. | If you know then why do you ask?
Because you should know this kind of math too. | I do
What's 13 times 7? | 28
28?! | Yeah, see?
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo4NCXOX0p8&feature=related[/ame]
.................you are a moron. | Thank you
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! | Yes it does, this guy's a genius, he'll re-prove it to you.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLprXHbn19I&feature=PlayList&p=6F459A4D69A8213E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=7[/ame]
Oh. My. God. | I told you.
Anywaaaayyyyys, its 63. | Ok, sure
How many slots are in the backpack? | Enough
For now, but how many is it? | You know apparently, you say it
Its 50. | Was that so hard?
SHUT UP! There's 50 slots and a possible 63 items. | Yes?
How can you fit 63 items into 50 slots. | So?
So unless Valve does something, we can't have just one of every single weapon, item, and hat. | OH NO, A TRAGEDY
Are you being sarcastic? | Is that a rhetorical question too?
Shut up. | No you.
Dude, seriously. | Ok, OH NO, I CAN'T HAVE EVERY ITEM I MIGHT NEED TO- *the rest deleted by admin as he was about to say to do something other than TF2*
So what do we do now? | Seriously? Hope that Valve changes the backpack or something, I don't know.
See how long you made this drag out? | It could be worse.
How so? | OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR! WHY DID YOU OPEN THE DOOOOORRRRRRRR?!?!?!?!?!
Oh god. | You were asking for it.
Nothing to say. | Good, now stop asking questions and go play some TF2.
 
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THat video was awesome.

And you show my someone that has all the hats from all the classes ill sign a petition for to steam to add more slots.
 
That video is evil. Reminds me of Patricia Heaton.

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Thats some great math Zero711. But like Supertrooper was saying, the chances of some on getting all the hats is like the chances of Patricia Heaton being able to do simple math. I mean Regis basically gave that money to her. She really showed how smart us middle Americans are.
 
I love these shows, btw anyone notice that the 3rd guy in the vid is Shemp from the 3 stooges. Well if you dont know, now you know. Thanks for the vid, loved it.
 
Thats some great math Zero711. But like Supertrooper was saying, the chances of some on getting all the hats is like the chances of Patricia Heaton being able to do simple math. I mean Regis basically gave that money to her. She really showed how smart us middle Americans are.
It's possible, and she's probably one of the dumbest people I've ever seen. She said that she couldn't help her kids after second grade, well I wouldn't want her help in Kindergarden, because I was already doing problems harder than this.
 
Dood never divide by 0, this is what happened to my house when i did.

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best quote from the abbot and costello clip:

Abbott: you ever go to school stupid?
Costello: yeah and i came out the same way.
 
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lol hmmm never thought of this before. I wonder if anyones ever experienced this..
 
We have tons of Abbott and Costello movies on DVD, including the one that video is from. One of my favorites by them, definitely.
 
See how long you made this drag out? | It could be worse.
How so? | OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR! WHY DID YOU OPEN THE DOOOOORRRRRRRR?!?!?!?!?!
Oh god. | You were asking for it.

You are sooo dumb! ;)


Some nice maths there zero. I'd be happy getting one hat, never mind filling my backpack with them. I've only just managed to get all my current items into a coherent order.
 
guys, your missing the big picture here. Zero get's into an argument with himself while posting this. We should get him some help, NOW!!
 
This actually started off serious, but I just can't write seriously or I get bored, you should see my essays. As far as the video, I was thinking about math and I just had to work that in somehow. That and the, 'Who's on First?' are my favorites. I just hope that Valve extends the backpack (the actual point of this thread, unless it gets converted to an Abbot and Costello or OPEN THE DOOR thread, highly unlikely). Well Valve is unpredictable. Actually, just now I realized that Party Mode is on, as its Team Fortress' Birthday. So I'm just going to forget about this for today and go make some party hats and balloons at Gravel Pit. | THIS GUY IS A FREAK, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'LL EAT YOUR SOULS, YOU HEAR ME? YOUR SOULLLLSSSS!
 
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