I am going to combine a few of the posts.
1. Buy a mega awesome gaming PC, then get another for no reason.
2. I would totally help featherfoot with his company!
3. Buy all my friends some awesome PC's
4. Buy a warehouse and invite all friends and eGO members for a LAN party. Plus buy computers for the LAN party.
5. Find out that the LAN party was successful and start a company of LAN party warehouses all over the world. VIP access for all eGO members and friends.
6. Increase my interwebz speed

7. Donate a lot to charity and eGO.
8. Buy Google, just so I could rename it to Pickle
9. Buy YouTube, just so I could rename it to PickleTube
10. Buy a nice house and a car (even though I can't drive it >.<).
11. Accompany Beta in his Valve hat rampage.
12. FIX MW2! FAIL FAIL FAIL!
13. Make everyone where a hat that says "I <3 Pickles!"
That's my 13 things. XD