In before guys drooling over pictures of a girl in her underwear.
Crap I am too late? I will get it next time! I have shamed my family
see carmine here is very blunt about his approach.
hes kinda like trying to get a fine statue out of a hunk of marble by goin at it with a sledgehammer and a screwdriver... aint gunna happen
see carmine with a beauty of a babe such as daria, you need to use finess
of course using the term babe to describe a lovely lady like daria is also a nono
think of beautiful women as something extremely delicate
here ill put it in terms you can understand
think of getting a beautiful girl kind of like making microchips
everything you do has to go into the small things
and you cant mess up because even the smallest imperfection and it wont work
and even the smallest things, a dust particle can ruin a microchip
just like one stupid comment can destroy a relationship
so carmine try not to let your jaw make too much noise when it hits the ground...
chicks tend to think of that sound as a bit of a mood killer
hmmm now if any of that stuff actually applied to anyone...
i wish these long drawn out BS paragraphs i write in response to stupid posts actually meant something