How is everyone?

[Wize]

I have a steady job. Sure, it sucks at times (well, most of the time) but that's why it's called "work".
I have a roof over my head. Sure, I'm upside down in my mortgage but my monthly payments are low and easily affordable on even half my salary.
I'm in reasonably good health. Sure, I had a bit of a cold last week but I got over it in a day or two. I have no parasitic infections, no chronic illness or debilitating conditions, no epidemic about to sweep through my village, no terminal afflictions; and I receive quality and frequent health care. I'm going in for a root canal next week but this also proves that I am fortunate enough to have access to affordable high-level dental care.
I have a refridgerator full of food. I can keep food in my own home without going out for ice daily or salting my perishables. There is a store within walking distance where I can get more food, for a reasonable price, any day of the week. Sure, I may not be able to get tomatoes in January, other than seasonal crops, there are never any shortages or famines where I live.
I have electricity. 24 hours a day. Every day. In fact, outages are so rare they are considered near emergencies.
I have easy access to clean drinking water. I just walk into the other room and turn on the tap. Fresh water is piped into my home. My waste is taken away in much the same manner. There are no fetid cesspools breeding cholera on my street.
I do not fear that those from the neighboring village will come burn my crops, take my possession, or seek to do me harm. In the unlikely event I require assistance defending myself or my property from criminals, I make a phone call and help will arrive in a matter of minutes. Should my house catch fire, I can summon aid for that as well. Should I severely injure myself, I need only stay conscious long enough to dial the phone. I can then fade. My rescuers will trace the signal and come revive me.
I can read and write.
I can vote.
I have free will.
I have the luxury of leisure time to come post on these forums.

Overall, I'd say I'm doing great! In fact, I'm probably doing better than 95% of the 7+ billion people on this planet. Thanks for asking.

When can I be in your signature.

 

[Ledzo]

Hey buddy <3

 

[Fraurrix]

Fixed.

No Alexander Keith's? No Blue Buck? No Double Espresso Vincent Van Gogh? No French's Mustard? What is this?

 

[Idol]

LOL Snow. Way to dig up an old photo and use it out of context. Here's an updated version:

BTW, that's all beer. If you want booze, that would be in the cabinet:

Currently lacking from the loadout - a single malt, and some rum.

As for you Fraurrix, check with the Meepanator about my taste in mustards

 

[Perwild]

Hmm, Good! as always i'm doing awesome. life can't get any better.. You know the usual normal stuff, Living in Germany, traveling to other countries living the good life. sight seeking the wonderful world of good beer, good people. can't complain.

 

[Qwence]

Well. Imma scout. So I've been killing people.
...
Yea, that's about it.

 

[Dead Tom]

Running Spring Awakening. I have no life for two weeks and then I start designing Alice in Wonderland.

 

[Ezekiel]

Running Spring Awakening. I have no life for two weeks and then I start designing Alice in Wonderland.

Wait....what?

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

I think i'm going insane

 

[Ezekiel]

I think i'm going insane

Well....this is the price to pay for being in the TF2 division.

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

Well....this is the price to pay for being in the TF2 division.

And this is....i don't know....kazoo? [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5KhtM_9Tbw"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5KhtM_9Tbw[/ame]

 

[AndyGuy]

im ok though school isnt that great. all i want to do is play tf2 and dota 2 but school doesnt allow that

hi.

hello gentleman

 

[Orange [INACTIVE]]

Knowing that someday I have to write a bunch of essays more than 20, 30, whatever pages in college scares me to death.

Don't go to grad school and you'll be okay. College is mostly fun, grad school is a job you pay to work.