So long and thanks for all the fish.

Dutchoper72

EGO Is My Life!
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Well it has been a fun filled 4 years with Edge-gamers. However it is time for me to move on. Throughout the years I have seen many changes, some for the worst, and some for the best. However I did stay through them. As life passes me by, I have realized that I have not really lived. Confined to my cage to which I sit and play games, peering out the window over yonder to the new-found life. Oh woe is me to have yet experience life's fruit. On this day I shall arise like a Phoenix and take flight, to escape from this caged life and explore all of life’s wonder!

Along the path of my Internet adventure I have met strange creatures of the night and daring young adventurers like myself. Filled with excitement and hardships, we have conquered them all. From raids in the highlands, to battles in the bog. Fear is something we do not know, the call of action is what we lived upon. In the end, the hero, the main character must walk off into the sunset, or die so others can live. This path to which I traveled for so many years, will now disappear, for I am a Leaf on the wind!

However I did not travel this path alone. I had companions who had assisted me in sticky situations, those who knew no fear in the face of Danger in this Zone.

Sir ST0RMY of CAPS LOCK MONUTIAN

Backstory: A Space Knight who seeks Revenge.
Weapons: Pulse Rifle
Inventory: a Kleenex
Catchphrase: Dirty Jerkface

Herr YETI of Yetany

Backstory: A lone Yeti whose goal is to become King of the Yetis.
Weapons: A Helicopter Blade
Inventory: Wild Berries and a Bike.
Catchphrase: YYYYAAARRRRRRRNNNWWWWWW!

Crustacus of the Sand

Backstory: A magical Sock full of sand.
Weapons: Magic of the dusty Powder
Inventory: Yarn and sand
Catchphrase: Om nomnomnom

Sargent Vertigo of Nam

Backstory: Fought in NAM, then took to the Stars to fight Hippies.
Weapons: M40 Sniper Rifle
Inventory: Dirt from space, Dirt from Earth and an empty can.
Catchphrase: I is drunk *Wobble* *Wobble*

Mr. Fish of Computah

Backstory: Lives in a Hat who fights Internet Crime.
Weapons: Words and Code
Inventory: Milk Bags, syrup and a goat
Catchphrase: I'll see you at Tim Hortons.

Zeak(DK) the Axe Viking

Backstory: Once a great Viking Warrior, then frozen in Ice, Freelances Justice.
Weapons: AXE
Inventory: Spare Axes and a map
Catchphrase: Spis mine shorts!

Baddie Blue of Stealthsvile

Backstory: A Marksman who fell in love with his Rifle.
Weapons: Slingshot
Inventory: Eggs, sand and Mudkips
Catchphrase: Hi dar.

Ghost of Silence

Backstory: Died, became a ghost and now roams around coffee shops.
Weapons: A Hose and a hatchet
Inventory: Ghost Dust, a bag of fire
Catchphrase: Oh My Gawd.

These are but a few warriors to which I have met and stood by in Battle. There are many others, however thy be but only mercenary’s who parted ways or fell in love with....something, had babies and were completely whipped blah blah etc, etc. However, this world be filled with monsters, heroes and mystery. For my tail has now ended for a New Hero of the East! Are we Mice or men? Well that be a question for those who seek to seize the day! Fear not my mere mortal Brothers and Sisters, for your time will come! To side with justice and forever be a legend of good? Or To side with evil and forever be known as a villain who thought he could win, but lost in the end. I hope that everyone has a fun filled April fools day, heres to many bad jokes and failed pranks! Oh fyi, this is a joke, your stuck with me forever OP:X!
 
I've been skeptical of anything on April 1st ever since my parents forgot to pick me up from Disneyland for two weeks when I was seven.

Thanks for the read and shout-out, Dutch. Glad to have known you all these years and here's to four more years of shooting stuff in the face.
 
I know before i even started that this was a joke... Wanna know how i knew.. check out the TF2 division XD
 
Holy crap dude! I was getting so close to throwing my computer out with window if I saw another outstanding member leave our community. I kept reading thinking please be a joke please be a joke and as it got longer I was like ummmm this isn't going to be a joke. You had me going for a little bit
 
I was hoping it was going to be true =(
I could always change that

Im hurt Im not mentioned.

Kinda, you would be the mercenary type. Meaning people that I know, but don't "know". Make sense or know, i suck at explaining things.
 
Kinda, you would be the mercenary type. Meaning people that I know, but don't "know". Make sense or know, i suck at explaining things.

I see how it is, its fine. Forget those nights with Kirk on flash, or the L4D game that introduced us, whatever. I dont need you anyways.
 
I see how it is, its fine. Forget those nights with Kirk on flash, or the L4D game that introduced us, whatever. I dont need you anyways.

lol I remember L4D, but for some reason I can't do it for Flash. Of course I never really did have a great memory.
 

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