Ultraboy

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Sup, my name is Ultraboy and I'm the second worst warden next to Jacko. (memes)


Here are a few steps to getting a successful round:
? Play games the terrorists actually want to play.
// If they are excited to play that game, that will make them less likely to rebel on the way to that game. However, some games, such as climb on jail_m, have easy to grab secrets and make it pretty much an off limits game. If you know of this you need to offer st and give them st in a specific area or next game choosing st.

? Never give anyone freeday st for bomb.
// When people have bomb and they are given freeday st for it, they are almost guaranteed to use their ST to get a gun. You just made the round a whole lot harder for yourself. Give it in the bottom right cell, medic, or solitary, or even next games st.

? When giving ST, make sure to say to do not use your ST to pick up contraband or do secrets, if you accidentally pick it up you have 5 seconds to drop it.
// This is here or obvious reasons.

? Don't play the same games over and over.
// Resident sleeper for you, the guards, and every prisoner. Get some variety and get creative with your orders. Bhop to markers, etc. I think TheHawk is very good at making a round fun.

? Take on the rebellers.
// When you want things done right, you've got to do it yourself. Just make sure the non rebelling prisoners are in a safe spot and being watched and you're not delaying the round.

? Think about orders and their consequences before giving them.
// Two times I've given a trap command leading to an MFK and got a CT ban without even realizing my mistake until it was too late. It happens to the best of us, and just thinking twice can save us a CT ban.

? Call hunger games and other special days when appropriate!
// Some people don't like it, so you should always ask. Personally, I love hunger games. But if you're going to be one of the wardens who call it on the first round so everyone who has a slow PC or joins late has to wait, that's not cool. Special days are meant to be a break from the norm, not a way to piss off the server. Let it be noted that you should always check if you can do a special day before opening cells. I see wardens try to call HG when they can't and then cells are open and the rounds are ruined.

? If a terrorist open cells before commands are given, then any T is kos for leaving their cell. Remind the CTs. This can save rounds, especially on maps like vipinthemix and obama.
// This is done via nade or molotov cells, or for clouds, the escape cell.

? Don't be cancer or obnoxious.
// Everyone is here for the same reason: To be fun. I used to be ultra cancer ;) and now I've reformed. It's much more fun when you're not the only person having fun, so just be cool.

More coming. I'm hella bored that's why I'm making this.​
 
I'll offer a TL;DR Version

HERD THE T'S AND CT'S LIKE SHEEP. THE TITLE WARDEN IS A FANCY WAY OF SAYING YOU ARE A SHEPHERD. PUT YOURSELF IN THE T'S SHOES AND ASK YOURSELF WOULD I WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS? WOULD I LIKE PLAYING THIS GAME? MOST IMPORTANTLY. HAVE. FUN. but pls no break rules
 
I'll offer a TL;DR Version

HERD THE T'S AND CT'S LIKE SHEEP. THE TITLE WARDEN IS A FANCY WAY OF SAYING YOU ARE A SHEPHERD. PUT YOURSELF IN THE T'S SHOES AND ASK YOURSELF WOULD I WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS? WOULD I LIKE PLAYING THIS GAME? MOST IMPORTANTLY. HAVE. FUN. but pls no break rules

no just play climb
;^)
 
Ya every warden is different, those sheets don't really mean anything to most people. As long as the T's are having fun and the guards aren't being "ultra"-cancer then it's a good day.

As for free day st sometimes in a small area map bomb st is ness. Also telling them not to pick up secrets or contra is lame

I agree with watching your commands so they don't cause a mass-freekill.

Being a little cancer to keep the T's from rebelling is the point o f'd the gaurd( this does not mean double scoping into stack for a lily twitch)

There are some games T' would rather play over and over.
 
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