Destroy a Wish! (Forums Game)

[purducken]

Hey everyone!

I'd like to introduce a fun forums game to you all! It's called: "Destroy a Wish."

How to play: The person above you will wish for something and you simply have to destroy their wish in a creative way. This is how it should look:

Person 1: I wish for an infinite amount of money!

Person 2: You get an infinite amount of money however, the money is all dropped on top of you and you are crushed to death.

I wish for a car!

Person 3: *proceeds to destroy person 2's wish and create his own wish*

And so on and so forth. Pretty simple and fun. Here are some rules, however!

Rules:
1. You cannot reply to your own message.
2. You cannot wish for something that has already been wished for unless it is on a different page then you or a considerable amount of time has passed. (Try not to though)
3. You MUST destroy/ruin the other person's wish.
4. If you reply to destroy a wish and it turns out someone replied to that wish before you, you must delete or edit your message.
5. If you would like to reply to someone's message, after making a wish you can use ()'s below to say something.

I'll start: I wish for a knife in csgo!

(P.S: I got this idea from an old Minecraft server forum post. Credit to _Nexloc_MC)

 

[mom]

I'll start: I wish for a knife in csgo!

You deposit $400 into a website for a Karambit just to realize the website is a scam and you not only lost the money, but you lost your girlfriend, apartment, 3 dogs, and $25,000 Mercedes, sending you into a deep depression that you were unable to recover from.


I wish for a pet monkey.

 

[purducken]

I wish for a pet monkey.

You go to the zoo in order to steal a monkey to quench your monkey desire... however, upon entering the monkey cage, you slipped on a banana peel and went to see harambe.

I wish for a magic wand.

 

[dryden]

You go to the zoo in order to steal a monkey to quench your monkey desire... however, upon entering the monkey cage, you slipped on a banana peel and went to see harambe.

I wish for a magic wand.

you get a magic wand but all it does is cover you in poop

i wish for more coffee

 

[purducken]

you get a magic wand but all it does is cover you in poop

i wish for more coffee

You win a lifetime supply of coffee at your local coffee shop, however, the shop is actually run by the mafia, so naturally, you are tracked down and "taken care of" because they, "can't have peoples ruinin' their sales, see?".

I wish for a shark riding a dinosaur on top of a whale with laser pistols.

 

[Kaise]

You win a lifetime supply of coffee at your local coffee shop, however, the shop is actually run by the mafia, so naturally, you are tracked down and "taken care of" because they, "can't have peoples ruinin' their sales, see?".

I wish for a shark riding a dinosaur on top of a whale with laser pistols.

You get the shark riding a dinosaur on top of a whale with laser pistols, only they are coming straight at you, ready to kill you.


I wish for a girlfriend.

 

[purducken]

You get the shark riding a dinosaur on top of a whale with laser pistols, only they are coming straight at you, ready to kill you.


I wish for a girlfriend.

You finally get a girlfriend, but little do you know, she's actually the famous killer known as the "Boyfriend Backstabber". So far, she has killed 27 boyfriends and you are her latest target. When you take her home to "hang out" that's when she does it. She pulls out a knife and uh.. lets just say it doesn't end well.

I wish to be in a Shrek movie.

 

[lily]

You finally get a girlfriend, but little do you know, she's actually the famous killer known as the "Boyfriend Backstabber". So far, she has killed 27 boyfriends and you are her latest target. When you take her home to "hang out" that's when she does it. She pulls out a knife and uh.. lets just say it doesn't end well.

I wish to be in a Shrek movie.

the Shrek movie you are in portrays you as such a terrible villain people start a witchhunt for you and you eventually get stabbed to death inside your own home.

i wish i had decent skill in any videogame i play

(btw if you want more of this type of stuff there is a subreddit called r/themonkeyspaw which is basically this idea)

 

[Summer]

the Shrek movie you are in portrays you as such a terrible villain people start a witchhunt for you and you eventually get stabbed to death inside your own home.

i wish i had decent skill in any videogame i play

(btw if you want more of this type of stuff there is a subreddit called r/themonkeyspaw which is basically this idea)

Unfortunately, your decent skill gets you banned from all video games and reported to the point you don't want that skill anymore.

I wish I had a washer/dryer/folder automatic machine. <_<

 

[dryden]

Unfortunately, your decent skill gets you banned from all video games and reported to the point you don't want that skill anymore.

I wish I had a washer/dryer/folder automatic machine. <_<

you get your machine, but it doesn’t work and you can’t refund it

 

[purducken]

you get your machine, but it doesn’t work and you can’t refund it

As you wished for nothing, something actually happened! You won the lottery!

I wish for a ring that magically grants me food whenever I ask it to.

 

[eNduRrE]

As you wished for nothing, something actually happened! You won the lottery!

I wish for a ring that magically grants me food whenever I ask it to.

All the food you get is rotten and in very small portions

I wish to be god

 

[Kaise]

All the food you get is rotten and in very small portions

I wish to be god

You are the god of dead people. You basically do nothing all day.

I wish to die.

 

[purducken]

You are the god of dead people. You basically do nothing all day.

I wish to die.

Your surroundings suddenly disappear as you start to fade from existence, but then with a loud crash, you find yourself in a hair salon dyeing other people's hair for a living. Yikes.

I wish for a dog who can never die, feel pain, and can protect me from any psychical threat.

 

[eNduRrE]

Your surroundings suddenly disappear as you start to fade from existence, but then with a loud crash, you find yourself in a hair salon dyeing other people's hair for a living. Yikes.

I wish for a dog who can never die, feel pain, and can protect me from any psychical threat.

Instead of a real dog you get an immortal hot dog that never perishes so you can eat it forever. Enjoy!

I wish to win everytime I gamble.

 

[Kaise]

Instead of a real dog you get an immortal hot dog that never perishes so you can eat it forever. Enjoy!

I wish to win everytime I gamble.

Whenever you win, your winnings are all thrown on you, and you get crushed to death by your winnings.

I wish to be an eGO admin.

 

[eNduRrE]

Whenever you win, your winnings are all thrown on you, and you get crushed to death by your winnings.

I wish to be an eGO admin.

What a silly wish but i guess i must oblige so you can be an ego admin for a minute once a week.

I wish to be as epic as peloc

 

[purducken]

What a silly wish but i guess i must oblige so you can be an ego admin for a minute once a week.

I wish to be as epic as peloc

Your wish is granted and you are now peloc's epic friend on the Epic Games launcher where you are constantly nagged by peloc to play Fortnite with him. Truely a fate worse then hell.

I wish to be able to destroy a wish without someone destroying that wish before me.

 

[mom]

I wish to be able to destroy a wish without someone destroying that wish before me.

You make an attempt at destroying a wish, just to see someone already destroyed it before you.

I wish for mustard to be eviscerated from this planet.

 

[purducken]

You make an attempt at destroying a wish, just to see someone already destroyed it before you.

I wish for mustard to be eviscerated from this planet.

Your wish worked and all the mustard on this planet has been magically teleported to outer space. What you don't know is apparently mustard duplicates itself when it's not being affected by gravity and you have unknowingly caused a giant mustard ball to form in space that will inevitably crash into earth ending all life as we know it.

I wish to live on mars in a space station that has an infinite amount of oxygen.