Im 96% deaf and it annoys the crap out of me. I can still hear with hearing aids but makes activities such as swimming and playing in the rain less fun.
I have been stabbed with a knife. Someone tried to mug me. I whipped out my knife, and proceeded to slash randomly in the air. The guy stabbed me right in the gut. Gots a nasty scar. I got his arm though. The cops found him 4 days later passed out in an alley from lack of blood. He lived though.
I only have 4 real teeth left, and they are my canines. I am getting implants to replace my old teeth. My parents didn't teach me about oral hygiene until I was 14, and by them most of my teeth were gone >_>