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[mr.dude]

What's with all this 'soft mushy' fruit or vegetables? Wouldn't you want something nice and firm? Like a brick? :chair:

I think throwing soft mushy fruit is more about the insult than the injury...but I agree; I'd rather throw a brick.

 

[a pet rock]

I dunno, being hit with a brick is pretty insulting too. I would definitely throw that.

 

[PIMP DADDY SMURF]

I dunno, being hit with a brick is pretty insulting too. I would definitely throw that.

Ooh ohh... What about rotten shrimp or some type of sea food? The smell just sits on your skin for about a week, just imagine having that smell right under your nose 24/7...

See with a brick you'll just knock the person out, then they'll just wake up with a wicked story to tell. Well that actually could work out too, knock them out then tattoo "Lame Ass" on his forehead or something else that's insulting... :laugh:

 

[Leader Bean]

Thank you for the PSA! I hope you don't fall for those banking emails...do you?