The Jail Metagame: An Adventure

bigredking

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"We heard you like jail so we put a jail in your jail so we can warden while you warden."


Tonight on jail, we played the new jail meta game, and it was hilarious. It started as a prop bet between spitfire'd and myself in vent/steam pm's and quickly grew out of control. On failjail, we would specify a certain destination that we needed to race/crouch/walk to at 4:30 (we had to follow orders until that time) regardless of the ct warden's orders. Whoever reached the destination first or got closest before dieing was the winner. Under no circumstances could we tell any ct's (including our beloved dl) what we were up to. We would count down in vent and go go go, confusing the ct's and quickly getting shot. In vent you could hear "what do you mean 15 seconds" "why are they shift walking away?" The confusion was the best part. After the map switch spitfire'd and I decided it would be more fun if we could get the whole team involved.

In team chat we proposed our own jail with our own warden. First round we "ordered" all t's to not rebel until 4:30, then to crouch walk to the teleporters to the park. We only had 4 or 5 people follow us to a glorious death, but it got better. We then did bunnyhopping to the same spot, same time, and there were more followers and quite a lot of laughs. Next, mad hatter stepped up as warden and we had a full on team suicide in the couch room. Everyone was hooked, and we played for many many round after that.

What is the jail meta game? It's simple: each round, a terrorist takes warden in team chat, and calls out a game we must play. Some examples of orders given include:
-Not rebelling till 4:30, then bunnyhopping to pool
-Mass suicide, 4:30 again
-Going afk in our cells as a team
-Stacking in a certain cell as soon as cells opened.

The game works best on a strict day, and makes the trivia rounds a lot more fun. When everyone plays its worth a lot of laughs, and makes the rounds go very quickly.

I hope everyone had a lot of fun playing jail as a t tonight, and to the ct's I'm sorry we couldn't let you play but you sure did get to kill a lot of rebellers. The game got a little out of hand with everyone shouting orders over each other in team chat, but that's life I guess!
Thanks for a great time!
bigredking
 
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When I am with you guys, I will be more than happy to play. Sounds awesome and thanks for posting this info. Now the Ts have something more to do then mindless rebelling and unorganized suicides.
 
This sounds like last night when Black_Bishop, Angeal and I started mass suicides on fail jail. Best part was, Bishop was a CT too! His death caused toxins in the air killing all prisoners.

The first time it happened, it wasn't even planned. Bishop killed himself on maze grate, angeal body tossed, i body tossed, then all of a sudden every other T but 3 started killing themselves. I was laughing hysterically. Then we organized mass suicides, in cell. We once had an LR within 10 seconds...another time we had Counter-Terrorists win before any order was given!

It was amazing.
 
This sounds like last night when Black_Bishop, Angeal and I started mass suicides on fail jail. Best part was, Bishop was a CT too! His death caused toxins in the air killing all prisoners.

The first time it happened, it wasn't even planned. Bishop killed himself on maze grate, angeal body tossed, i body tossed, then all of a sudden every other T but 3 started killing themselves. I was laughing hysterically. Then we organized mass suicides, in cell. We once had an LR within 10 seconds...another time we had Counter-Terrorists win before any order was given!

It was amazing.

Sure sounds it. I can see this Meta game thing becoming a huge hit.
 
We had so much fun tonight, here are the things we did in list form:
1. We bhoped (well jumped) up and down and to pool. (Map: Maximum Redux)
2. Followed orders till 4:30 then looked down and spun. (Break Final)
3. Mass suicide. (Break Final)

Here are the condumps of all the suicide:
=(eGO)=™ Angeal` suicided.
I'm the dude, man suicided.
CONCORDED suicided.
=(eG)=™ Bumble-Bee suicided.
[FTS] GARRRRR Cub! suicided.
Fishbones suicided.
] kill
=(eG)=™ Spitfire'd suicided.
=(e)=™ JayFlip : NO DEAL
=(e)=™ JayFlip suicided.
Mr. Bubble suicided.
d.
=(eG)=™Rawsword suicided.
=(e)=™ pvt.donuts suicided.

All in all this was awesome. How these "Meta Games" have taken off like this is amazing. Bigredking and Spitfire'd thank you so much for posting this stuff. This is gonna be awesome for many times to come.
 
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This was incredible. I had no idea it would get so ridiculously popular.

To everyone who complains that the Jail server isn't fun anymore, this is your answer.

Thanks again BigRedKing for playing along with me, and I daresay we made jail history tonight.
 
This was incredible. I had no idea it would get so ridiculously popular.

To everyone who complains that the Jail server isn't fun anymore, this is your answer.

Thanks again BigRedKing for playing along with me, and I daresay we made jail history tonight.

I agree, I think we made jail history.
 
Honestly, this makes me want to play jail more.

Amazing idea guys.
 
I was there and I think the best part was when we all bunny hopped into the pool, and left all the CT's there scratching their heads... I nearly ROFL'd out of my chair. The mass suicide was pretty sweet too... Thanks for the good laugh last night, and Spitfire and Bigredking for making this up.
 
I think the best part about this is how angry the CTs get when EVERYONE suicides and they don't get to play a round.
And eventually CTs were participating too.
BWAHAHAHA.
 
?h yeah yesterday was so much fun =) gotta repeat it. bu i loved legend how he got more and more angry :D
 
ACID FOR T WARDEN.
That was great man, the funniest thing ever. I loved the bhop thing - I looked back and cracked up, I laughed for a minute straight. Apparently Ill legend filmed it - Wonder if he'll upload?
The AFK day was a fail though, they just rebelled.
 
Secondary post - Starting a collaborators list.
Bigredking - Spitfire'd - Acid - Bboy Lazarus
Anyone else come up with some good warden ideas?
 
Well it doesn't matter who warden is (well T warden), Its just a new way to have fun.
 

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