Chuck Norris

[Skill/CJaZ]

Lets make a list of Chuck Norris Jokes!
I'll start.

Chuck Norris can stand faster than you can run.

 

[Sexy Beast]

Chuck Norris....wait a sec is this like 2006 or some thing?

 

[Monkeybits]

There is no such thing as Evolution. Just animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[Die548]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[Lance]

Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity Wheel of Fortune. He got the first spin, and they spent the other 28 minutes watching the wheel go around.

 

[Lithium]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.


Chuck Norris' urine is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

 

[Tidus]

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Wilson!!]

Chuck Norris kills men with his stare alone.

 

[Cobalt]

Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

[phalanx]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Cobalt]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter

 

[phalanx]

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

 

[LuxMortim]

Chuck Norris is no longer cool and/or funny.

Yay jokes.

 

[!Woodstock!]

Chuck Norris puts the fail into a submarine.

 

[CharlesPNorris]

If you're killed by Chuck Norris in 2fort IR, you don't respawn.

 

[Stickyfinger]

 

[Zero711]

http://edgegamers.org/forums/showthread.php?t=73770&highlight=chuck+norris+tf2

I don't care if other people posted in this. I claim all credit for posting the link.

 

[lotus blade]

chuck norris has a fist behind his beard

 

[Skill/CJaZ]

POAST MOAR pl0x

 

[Lithium]

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.