Startling Revelations About the Pyro's Paper Bag

[Kenori]

So I got to thinking about the paper bag and the pyro, and it suddenly hit me.

What does the Pyro have on it's bag? A duck! but not just any duck. A BABY duck! And what do we call baby ducks? CHICKS!

So the pyro is a....?

 

[xShuriken]

Elementary, dear Watson.

 

[Planeswalker]

So the pyro is a....?

Duck.

 

[Idol]

Duck.

Win

 

[Killercricket]

But the muffled mumble sounds so manly.....haha

 

[Green Lantern]

the pyro is a woman

just check the the womans bag in those brown shelfes esp. on turbine

 

[Elwood]

I'm sorry, but you are all missing the joke. The pyro is an 'effeminate', let's say, man. A 'flamer'. Get it? Moving on.

 

[Killercricket]

I'm sorry, but you are all missing the joke. The pyro is an 'effeminate', let's say, man. A 'flamer'. Get it? Moving on.

Cleaver.

 

[Carmine]

ITS NOT A DAMN DUCK is there a bill? NO!!! It is a chick however, you got that part right.

 

[Thereven]

A BABY duck! And what do we call baby ducks? CHICKS!

So the pyro is a....?

Baby ducks are called ducklings.

So that would make the pyro a....
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwH1taatvyM[/ame]

 

[xShuriken]

The Pyro is a dispenser.

 

[Kevimaster]

I'm pretty sure the pyro is a robot.

 

[PeZku]

the pyro is a woman

just check the the womans bag in those brown shelfes esp. on turbine

This argument is old and doesnt work anymore.

 

[Mecha Angel]

Baby ducks are called ducklings.

So that would make the pyro a....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwH1taatvyM

Haha, shame I can't show the alternate version it's hilarious. xD

As for the pyro...it's whatever I skin it to be. xD

Cute conclusion though. ^_~

 

[Foxhound]

Valve is an awesome troll

 

[Green Lantern]

the pyro is ..just hot air in a latex costume

 

[xosniper]

The pyro is not a girl. The pyro would have 543 more voice taunts, because we all know how much girls like to talk.



.......an now comes the time that I run away

 

[Drip]

That pyro's a bird???

 

[Thereven]

The real startling revelation:

 

[LuxMortim]

Pyro is a shemale.

/thread.