Startling Revelations About the Pyro's Paper Bag

Clearly that is not a purse. It is a camera bag with stains.

Everyone knows women's purses fall into two categories:

  1. Giant bags that hold half their possessions
  2. Teeny-tiny bags suitable for going out

As it is too large to be a "going out" purse and too small for a "I know it's in here somewhere" purse, it must not be a purse. Also, it has no strap.

So clearly it's a protective case of some kind, most likely a camera or something of similar size. And that is no flower, just a random collection of stains on a well-used protective case.


:scared: I would like to understand how your mind works...Because that is ridiculous...
 
:scared: I would like to understand how your mind works...Because that is ridiculous...

I happen to have an extensive knowledge of purses. Excuse me for growing up with three sisters.

That bag is too large for a clutch purse, and no woman would carry around a big purse without a strap. It's very simple.

Since it isn't a purse, it must be something else. I merely postulated that it is a camera bag or other type of protective case.
 
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